Here's a list to think about - I will get this page sorted out one day - honest!

Hello.....
I'm from the UK - but havent decided to stay there yet - maybe when I get even older I'll grow up and decide to settle? Or maybe I'll just go back to Ankh-Morpork. I'd love a drink at the Broken drum.

:-( Never get associated with a stupid dwarf......i'ts not big and it's not clever

Drop me a mail if you like - I'm not too bad a conversationalist! <mailto:[email protected]>

ps "Stuff" is one of the most useful words in the English language!

Here's a list of Stuff -

a.. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

b.. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

c.. A day without sunshine is like, well, night

d.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

e.. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

f.. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

g.. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

h.. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

i.. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

j.. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.

k.. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

l.. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

m.. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

n.. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

o.. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

p.. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

q.. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

r.. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

s.. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

t.. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.

u.. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

v.. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

w.. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

x.. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

y.. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

z.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.


wah


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