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She of the Frogs Started conversation Apr 29, 2003
I have decided to see if this goes over......
if you wanna play, the ball is yours as of now, but i have the flag of annoying paradoxes to start.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well YOU may have the flag of annoying paradoxes, but I have the Cap of SuperSpeed! And I just got a base hit!
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
Well YOU may have the flag of annoying paradoxes, but I have the Cap of SuperSpeed! And I just got a base hit!
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
(And my computer got so excited about that base hit, it had to tell you twice! Sorry!)
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Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 Posted Apr 30, 2003
Base hits don't count unless you're hopping! I'm going to steal 6th base...
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 30, 2003
6th base was revoked because you didn't remember to do the secret wave, and besides, you didn't have the stonking stick which means your out.
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Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 Posted Apr 30, 2003
Guess I'll have to sing Dixie and sit the next wicket out...
Unless... I use one of my Jokers to reverse the stonking stick....
Home run!!!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Apr 30, 2003
*attacks Jimbobmitch with a barrage of water balloons*
you have three and a half points taken off your home run for that and I get another go ... 
*picks up frisbee and runs backwards with eyes shut*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*hits the 
deep into northeast field, walks on hands under the goalposts*
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Apr 30, 2003
Wow! A triple diacanter thrust! Right then...
*balances on head, hushed silence is broken as Bebel crashlands with a splat and his oversized Calvinball shorts fall down*
Alright, alright, don't bother with the lilac card, ref, I know it was a violation of the Stoke Newington rule, I'm going.
*Strops off*
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egon Posted Apr 30, 2003
*takes control of the jocky-off that must follow any Stoke Newington transgression*
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Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 Posted Apr 30, 2003
*tackles Egon in mid jockey off*
New Rule!! Jockey-off can be stolen by the carrier of the swapping flag! Pass outfield...
*throws long ball down to nxt player*
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egon Posted Apr 30, 2003
*intercepts the pass and launches a left-side infensive quadrant divergence towards the corner area.*
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*comes in with an exelent save of the fisby using the single blurp groth.... all is now set for a dominio tree house rush!*
-- DoctorMO --
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egon Posted Apr 30, 2003
*Sets himself and his other defensive quadrant curvemen into a shedwall setup to block any prospective dominio tree house rush*
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Apr 30, 2003
*Grumbles from the sidelines*
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Apr 30, 2003
YES!
*Does a little sailor-feet-clippy-in-the-air-thing to celebrate and promptly gets sent off for contravention of the shillingback Kinderaction degenerative rule of 1998*
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Apr 30, 2003
*uses the blurp to get the shedwall and cause the quadrant curvemen to disapear down a jurvain tamper, as in the 2189BC game against the Rocks*
-- DoctorMO --
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- 1: She of the Frogs (Apr 29, 2003)
- 2: rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 3: rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 4: rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 5: Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 (Apr 30, 2003)
- 6: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Apr 30, 2003)
- 7: Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 (Apr 30, 2003)
- 8: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Apr 30, 2003)
- 9: dasilva (Apr 30, 2003)
- 10: rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 11: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Apr 30, 2003)
- 12: egon (Apr 30, 2003)
- 13: Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355 (Apr 30, 2003)
- 14: egon (Apr 30, 2003)
- 15: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Apr 30, 2003)
- 16: egon (Apr 30, 2003)
- 17: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Apr 30, 2003)
- 18: egon (Apr 30, 2003)
- 19: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Apr 30, 2003)
- 20: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Apr 30, 2003)
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