h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

being at school doesnt make you a young and naive idiot just as being older doesnt make you a clever an wise oracle, equally somethings are only learnt through the experience of failing them several times

Me, i feel a hundred - look 25 and am 'apparently far too old to be acting the way i do.

So work that one out

Hated geography cos my teacher had a chewing gum obsession which meant everyone chewed gum just to wind her up...

Hi Lou,
there is some truth in what you say and I am at college once a week taking a city and guilds in welding, but this is an evening class that is after work. If I am right and you are a sweet sixteen or there abouts then, and this scares me to write, then I am over twice your age. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Now that does make me feel old :o(


E.

I know what it feels like to fail....
people say I'm older than my years
But really
I just study hard
And do stuff
But have moments of madness....
Geography is cool.
My form teacher hates chewing gum too - think I would cos seeing that in a kids mouth when ur speaking to them is horrible! And sticking it to a desk... urg
Lou xxxx

ok, in a desperate attempt to regain thread i am going to describe Sir Mort whome i have never encountered on H2G2 so this could be fun:

specs
brown eyes
tall and slim
about 8 stone
likes sexy clothing that sparkles
wheres makeup such as foundation and eyeliner but rarely lipstick
brunette hair, long and wavy.
prefers ankle boots to straps or highheels. (in fact, you prefer knee length boots.)

creachy

ooh hey thats about right except for the specs and if by sparkly clothes you mean shiny PVC then that would be right too.

fantastic! can i have your number

*Bookmarks just in case anyone has a go at describing him, and no looking at my page to do so*

ok, then. i am gonna say you are male:

5'10
long brown hair, straight
medium build but with a belly
blue eyes
smart trousers, shirt and tie jobby
about 30ish

creachy

no problem its U204689 !

worth a try i spose

creachy

I do it....

sorry I can't help it you all look a bit weird to my minds eye.... why else would a computer be a stand in for friends... obviously I am the exception

oh - shame, i always see my pc as as i do the phone, a way of communicating to people i cant physically be in contact with - with the bonus of hanging up / logging off when i wish.

yeah you are right. its weird.

mort

i think croz may be a red dwarf fan....

*wanders by*

I've always wondered what people here thought I looked like...

How did you guess Sir Mort?

Ok Creachy let's see how you did...


>5'10
If I grew another 5 1/2 inches maybe

>long brown hair, straight
It's short and ginger but going browner with age

>medium build but with a belly
Not that bad a belly, honest. The has to go somewhere tho

>blue eyes
Yup

>smart trousers, shirt and tie jobby
Only at work, and without a tie.

>about 30ish
Maybe mental and physical age, but actual age is 22

close then

I'll give it a shot, Amy.

For some reason I always picture Amys as having blondish, wavy hair, fair skin, light eyes, maybe a few freckles, dressed relatively conservatively but in a comfortable way. I also think of Amys as being soft spoken and with a kinda whispy voice. And they smell like subtle flowers.

Plodding thru this backlog I came upon this from Bob:

>> I prefer to call this '30yr old blokes playing three chord songs about being bullied in high school' <<

And I just had to delurk and say to one of the brightest young farmers I've ever met on the internet. Normally I don't trust anyone under 30.


smoke 'em if ya got 'em
~jwf~

*giggles*

Well, you got two of them.

The fair skin and soft spoken bit.

Any more guesses?