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101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 121

Oot Rito

"I hope you're as good at this as your mother is ! "


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 122

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

smiley - laugh

"You're mum never lets me do that!"

Liam.


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 123

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

"Lets have sex down by the trainline so I can spot trains at the same time"


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 124

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

"Can you stop your head bobbing up and down? I'm trying to watch the footie"

Liam.


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 125

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

As In moulin Rouge

"Well, what I do is quite modern, you might not like it"


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 126

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Say 'Let's have sex in the kitchen I want to soft boil an egg' smiley - laugh


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 127

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

smiley - laugh"

"I hope you like your eggs fertilised"


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 128

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

And the all time favourite

"is it in yet?"

smiley - laugh


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 129

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

smiley - laugh

"This won't hurt a bit"


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 130

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

"Which hole is it?"

Liam.


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 131

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

"That's my belly button you fool"


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 132

Jimbob - Got a Favourite Band? Tell Us All About It at A2464355

"Where's the rest of it?"

smiley - laugh


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 133

Oot Rito

"I guess you had some kind of accident.... surely you weren't born like that"


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 134

Oot Rito

OR

burst out laughing and "Mind if I take a photo to show all my friends...."


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 135

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

"Well, I've seen many things in my time but never one quite that... smiley - laugh unique*


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 136

Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk

I think that's 95 so far.

96. Die.


101 ways to avoid having sex

Post 137

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Spend your time making lists how to avoid it...


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