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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Feb 13, 2003
Condoms! Cuz you can hold two pints of water in them!
(Plus you wouldn't want to survive WW3 and then cop it cuz of syphillis or summat!)
oh, and 
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(my lonly heart)-lieutenant in the DISF -CO of SG3-polymorphic entity-fear me- Posted Feb 13, 2003
in films which require the characters to survive a hostage situation one caharcter always braks a leg so i would have a pair of crutchs in my bag
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Narapoia Posted Feb 13, 2003
No, what we need is Heinz Baked Beans. And lots of 'em.
A few old Viz annuals and a barrel of Ringwood Best Bitter and I'm all set...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 17, 2003
We mustn't forget the sunglasses, boots, long leather coat and machine guns!
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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Feb 21, 2003
Was that Mmmmm because of Keanu Reeves, or are you saying you'd take Keanu Reeves as part of the Survival Kit?
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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Feb 21, 2003
It wouldnt matter what food I had as long as my wide screen TV, DVD and hifi set up were there. Oh and my cuddly bunny to curl up with at night.
*realises he still sleeps with a stuffed toy at 26*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 3, 2003
mmm, Trinity. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 3, 2003
Bankers card.
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The Groob Posted Mar 3, 2003
There are two things I always take away with me - a toilet roll and a torch. If you take them, you won't need them, but if you don't then you're guaranteed to need them.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 3, 2003
Of course.
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 3, 2003
What limits do we have? Is it like "you can take just 5 items" or "you can take 60kg of stuff" or something?
I'd take;
1) Big bumper pack of water purification tablets
2) Big sharp knife
3) Big lighter
4) Hammock & plastic sheeting
5) Guitar!!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 3, 2003
I think the idea of a survival kit is that you take whatever you can carry.
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Narapoia Posted Mar 3, 2003
Depends how far you have to carry it!
Large box of Green & Black's Chocolate with Almonds.
One of those mp3 players that will carry your entire record collection.
A good quality breathable waterproof, long enough to cover my bum.
A self-inflating lilo.
Large barrel of Ringwood Best.
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Mycelium Posted Mar 3, 2003
everytime i go out i'm in survival kit mode, cos i never know where i'll end up.
pump & puncture kit (for my wheelchair)
one or two delicate medical items
my blue 'park anywhere' badge
2 ounce pouch of 'bacco, 2 packets of papers
a Big tub of grass
phone
wallet
notebook (cos my memory is so unreliable)
though if the sh1t hit the fan i'd add my (not exactly legal) knife, the rest of my stash and all the hard liquour and tobacco i can carry
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Narapoia Posted Mar 3, 2003
>>a Big tub of grass<< >>the rest of my stash and all the hard liquour and tobacco i can carry<<
Hope I get stranded on this desert island with you, Mycelium!!
, anyone?!
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- 21: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Feb 13, 2003)
- 22: (my lonly heart)-lieutenant in the DISF -CO of SG3-polymorphic entity-fear me- (Feb 13, 2003)
- 23: Wampus (Feb 13, 2003)
- 24: Narapoia (Feb 13, 2003)
- 25: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 17, 2003)
- 26: Narapoia (Feb 21, 2003)
- 27: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Feb 21, 2003)
- 28: Narapoia (Feb 21, 2003)
- 29: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Feb 21, 2003)
- 30: Narapoia (Feb 21, 2003)
- 31: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 3, 2003)
- 32: Beatrice (Mar 3, 2003)
- 33: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 3, 2003)
- 34: The Groob (Mar 3, 2003)
- 35: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 3, 2003)
- 36: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 3, 2003)
- 37: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 3, 2003)
- 38: Narapoia (Mar 3, 2003)
- 39: Mycelium (Mar 3, 2003)
- 40: Narapoia (Mar 3, 2003)
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