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Survival Kit
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
Life's to short to not have fun.
Survival Kit
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 8, 2003
( 
at Mycelium's survival kit. )
Remember to take the little ones!!!
Survival Kit
Sixtimesnine Posted Mar 8, 2003
Practical
Get a large matchbox, get 10 un-safty (the type you can strike on any rough surface) matches and melt candle wax over them in the bottom of the box, if you haven't got a candle stick the head of each match in you ear and cover them in ear wax - not nice but practical. Add a needle and thread, Dextrose tablets, condom, the rest of the candle if you have found one by now, plastic bag/bin liner, razor blade, magnifying glass and a packet of water purification tablets, don't forget which tablets are which, this could turn nasty.
This should be enough to get you out of trouble in most temperate climates, but if you need a survival kit, your in the wrong place and probably at the wrong time. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 10, 2003
and probably to far from a hot-dog stand. Might I suggest the addition of a foil blanket and a non-battery powered torch?
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