h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>>Is it me or do guys who have the most incredible girlfriends, always treat them like cr@p.<< I do know of one counter-example to this, my best friend's boyfriend. He treats her like she's the most precious substance this world has ever produced (which of course she is) My hate is I'm jealous, why can't I get a boyfriend like that?

One that subject, why is it the ugliest people in the world get the most stunning girlfriends? Billy Bob Thornten and Angelina Jolie for example.
Ok, it gives hope to all the really ugly people but what about the rest of us who are neither stunningly gorgeous or incredibly ugly? As an 'in-betweeny' it'd be nice of stunning people went out with one of us for a change!!

I love that >So far in the closet, you're in Narnia< comment... wasn't that used on Will & Grace?
The older generation make me with their terminology. I've never heard my nan say gay/lesbian, she always has one of those conspirital winks and says things like, "you know, he's one of them" or "they.... well, they're.... y'know... like that" Despite trying to get her to say what she means (not usually a problem I have) she's never actually said "so and so is gay" or "that girl in is a lesbian". She'll say it one day, quite possibly this xmas day what a thrill that'll be, and we'll all die of shock!

Not loving the term 'faggot', not in the gay sense anyway, especially when its used to describe me. I am neither a gay man depsite the way I look or a meat ball!

Ooooh, queue jumpers annoy me no end, like their lives and existancies are far greater than mine. If Ive had to stand in a queue for half an hour, I'll be damned to see why you should push in ahead of me, mainly because I just know you'll be one of those people who has to argue the toss over everything and hold the queue up for even longer! They should have special shopping days/times for people like that, maybe then they'll all get so infuriated with each other they'll kill one another and solve all our problems!

Ged, that line is great, will (ab)use it soon

people who light the outside of their houses with thousands of christmas lights.... bah humbug

Works the other way too.
Nice guys always end up with bunny boiling trollops.
Makes me wonder why I try to be a nice person.
Probably why I'm single!

i know what you mean... nice guys finish last.

so true i dont think i have ever finished first i should try being an ar**hole to people

People with little sense of humour, who cannot laugh at themselves. I was at a party with my camera which does video capture. My friend was mucking about and waving at the camera. His girlfriend walked in while he was not looking and he knocked her red wine all over her. She sulked for the rest of the night. Even when i showed her the footage. I am going to send it to you've been framed!

(Another petty hate is you've been framed)

lol

Middle class teenagers who act as if they're from the "hood".

second that. Especially when they have fake walks.

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Which neatly brings me to: Tim bloody Westwood.

Being a middle class teenager. There's really nothing you can do.

>>One that subject, why is it the ugliest people in the world get the most stunning girlfriends? Billy Bob Thornten and Angelina Jolie for example.<<


im incredibly ugly and girlfriend less



Is it me or do guys who have the most incredible girlfriends, always treat them like cr@p.<<

every girlfriend ive had (all 3 of em) ive treat like (place extremely precious thing in here)

and theyve all treat me like (insert extremely sh**y thing here)

who is tim westwood

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Some idiot white boy from Lowestoft who acts like he's from the mean streets of LA.

Oh, and a Radio 1 DJ.

i knew he was a dj i just wondered who he was and now i know thanks dreadful

Glad to be of service.

indeed





a petty hate of mine monosylabic exchanges of arrogange i.e


lord bartholroy: the youth of today are inexcusably irritating

lord bong: indeed

lord bartholroy: quite

lord bong: what?

lord bartholroy: hmmm


etc etc