h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Coats for dogs. How cruel are they?

Some of them are even in burberry. So you've got this dog thinking, 'it's bad enough you cut my knackers off but now you have to dress me like a pillock.'

But if burbury is banned at least crimes against fashion will stop........until the chav army find another amussing way of dressing........maybe pink tootoos.....

Last night on the radio I heard you can get now get specs for dogs - called doggles, I think is my new pet love.........

That's asking for a photoshop job that is...

http://www12.brinkster.com/whodaman/hooligans.JPG

Those are leotards not tutus but there we go.

Petty Hate No. (..... I don't bloody know what number, so pick one) when people phone me and say, 'Can I ask you a quick question?' I always want to say, 'No!!!!' and hang up. Why don't they just go straight ahead and ask the actual question?

Petty Hate No. (see above, +1).... when people e-mail me, or post in a forum with the subject 'Question,' which is a petty hate for much the same reasons as the previous petty hate (qv).

I'm on a roll now, Petty Hate (+1 more than the last one ....) when people start a thread in a forum with an incomplete subject so you have to open the damn thread to find out that it's something you're not interested in.

Petty Hate (next) when people phone me, or start a face-to-face conversation with just the word 'Question.'

Hell's teeth, I'm becoming so intolerant ..... which reminds me of another one, and I think I'll get some sympathetic nods here ... the use of the word 'SO' all the time .... actually, I bet that one's been complained about before.

I think I'd better stop for a while until my blood pressure drops to a safe level.

The English language is gradually evolving into one sentence you know?....

I was like soooooooooooooooooooo whatever!

people who say you know at the end of every sentence
its, like, so annoying, you know

Absolutely!! is the one that gets my goat.

Well, you can have my goat, it ate the washing last week!

I hate that too, I have an acquaintance who ends every sentence with "you know what I mean?" AAAAAAAAAGH!

Petty hates? People who suck their teeth or slurp soup. It makes me want to crawl out of my skin.

What about like.

It's like you know like and he was all like...................................................................................................................sob.

I hate people who call you at home and say, "Where are you??".......Im down the pub, where did you think i was???? Stupid fools...

I think I read or heard somewhere that saying 'like' or 'you know what I mean?' is a symptom of either lack of confidence, you want to see that people are still listening because you're afraid they might not be, or dominance, you are maikng *sure* people are still listening because you're the boss and they damn well should! I think I tend to fall into the former when I meet new people as I am a bit shy so sorry if it annoys you all too much
*timid smiley* Iago

In Birmingham people usually tail off with "so......"


Ah well...petty hates. Myself

my cousin ends all of her sntences hetting higher in pitch its pretty grating but i wouldnt have her any other way lol


hmm that sounded wierd

...and this one time? At band camp?

You did WHAT with your flute?

Petty hates, petty hates errrr, errrrrrm, oh yeah.

People who clear their throat noisily every 5 minutes. They haven't got a cough, they just want to be irritating.

Complete strangers calling me 'love'.

Do I know you? No, then bog off.

i hate that too love







peopel who see some one say something then take the oppertunity to use it as a joke