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What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 21

Ely~Shoe~Fly

Or you'll never guess who i've been F**king..?


What's the punchline of your favourite joke?

Post 22

Ely~Shoe~Fly

Your gonna F**king hate Friday's..!!


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Post 23

Ste

'A dead epileptic'

smiley - laugh


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Post 24

milo

it was dead


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Post 25

Dogster

"Hmm, this would go really with smoked salmon and cream cheese..."


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Post 26

milo

and the nun said to the bishop, i didn't realise you meant 'organist'


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Post 27

Cheerful Dragon

"Because you're an irritating c**t - the Elders agree!"


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Post 28

Shea the Sarcastic

Welcome to Jamaica mon, and have a nice day!


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Post 29

philbo baggins

Can I include my favourite cartoon punchline:

"Wait till he puts on his stereo headphones"

http://www.cix.co.uk/~philbo/ffc.gif

Phil


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Post 30

Perseus

"no, no, no," said Jesus. "Feet firrrrssssttttt"

smiley - laugh


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Post 31

Stephen

Actually its "F**k off!" and despite the unoriginal sounding ending it's a very good joke (but very long!)

Also: "Uh! Uh! Not me honey, I's de bridesmaid!"


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Post 32

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Good point ... another one

I've come in despair and I'm f**king disgusted


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Post 33

Researcher Eagle 1

"Maybe I should have said Lou Gerhig?"


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Post 34

Hoovooloo

Three candidates:

1. "Really? It *tasted* like shrimp."

2. "You surely don't think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"

3. "You think that's weird? We had a woman in here this morning with athlete's t**t."

H.


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Post 35

Ste

Why does that man keep on popping in leaving a little post and buggering off again? H, come back properly dammit!


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Post 36

Shea the Sarcastic


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Post 37

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

"Oh no, I'm not gargling that after Sister Mary's dunked her a*se in it..."

smiley - laugh


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Post 38

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

No tomatoes!!!


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Post 39

Teasswill

Les anglais, quelle panache!

(Sorry, the joke only works in French, but I thought it was funny even when I had to have it translated)


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Post 40

Researcher U197087

The Financial Times crossword.


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