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I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Brother Maynard Posted Nov 27, 2002
Was that anything to do with the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen?
Some people, some people, like cup cakes better
but I for one care less for them
there is nothing so exhaulted on God's great earth
as that prince of foods, the Muffin...
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Nov 27, 2002
I'm just a penguin in
bonnnnnndage...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 27, 2002
I might be moving to Montana soon I'm going to be a dental floss tycoon 
oh, hek, these cocaine disicions, makes me wonder why it hurts when I pee, perhaps its becuase I'm a valley girl 
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Brother Maynard Posted Nov 27, 2002
just me and the pigmy pony, over by the dental floss
Ronnie keeps his nummies on the window in his room
... wait 'til the water turns green.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Nov 27, 2002
And the early dawn cracks out a carpet of diamonds,
Across a cash crop car lot, filled with twilight Coupe Devilles,
Leaving the town in the keeping
Of the one who is sweeping...
Up the ghosts of Saturday night.
......
The One True God is Tom Waits 
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superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
" Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay"
Welcome all my children, you have been saved!
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
Saturnine Posted Nov 27, 2002
Are you all making these tunes up? 
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superdogmonkey Posted Nov 27, 2002
I'm afraid not.
It gets much, much worse!
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Saturnine Posted Nov 27, 2002
I think I must just have music with make-sense lyrics in them...
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Emperor Theodoric I, Almighty Potentate of All Things Nighthooverly, Lord of All That Aspirates in the Darkness Posted Nov 27, 2002
Catholic girls...
I speak the Voice of God - why do people mock me?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 27, 2002
Jewish princess.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Nov 28, 2002
...brown shoes don't make it...
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Brother Maynard Posted Nov 28, 2002
you wanna buy some mandies Bob?
and welcome to the First Church of Appliantology all believers.
The central scrutinizer will be along shortly (plook, plook)
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Nov 28, 2002
dearly beloved ....
we are gathered here today
to get through this thing called FRANK.
electric word "Frank", it means forever
and that's a mighty long time
but I'm here to tell you
there's something else .. the Zappaworld
a world of never ending happiness
you can always see the sun, day or night.
so when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills --
you know the one.. Dr. everything'll be alright.
`stead of asking him how much of you're time is left
ask him how much of you're mind, baby
`cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld
in this life you're on your own!
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Potholer Posted Nov 28, 2002
I suppose as an atheist I'd have to say :-
You can't run a country by a book of religion - not by a heap or a lump or a smidgeon.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 28, 2002
This thread was next to the one I just posted in and I couldn't resist reading it.
I thought the original post must have been made by David Icke!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 28, 2002
The mystory man came over, and he said "I'm out of sight"
He said "for a nominal service charge I could reach nivana tonight"
If I was ready willing and able, to pay him his regular fee, he would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs and devote his attention to me.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 30, 2002
"Elvis has just left the building"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 30, 2002
"Let go of your pickle."
"I'm not holding my pickle!"
"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"
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- 21: Brother Maynard (Nov 27, 2002)
- 22: Mother of God, Empress of the Universe (Nov 27, 2002)
- 23: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 27, 2002)
- 24: Brother Maynard (Nov 27, 2002)
- 25: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Nov 27, 2002)
- 26: superdogmonkey (Nov 27, 2002)
- 27: Saturnine (Nov 27, 2002)
- 28: superdogmonkey (Nov 27, 2002)
- 29: Saturnine (Nov 27, 2002)
- 30: Emperor Theodoric I, Almighty Potentate of All Things Nighthooverly, Lord of All That Aspirates in the Darkness (Nov 27, 2002)
- 31: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 27, 2002)
- 32: Saturnine (Nov 27, 2002)
- 33: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Nov 28, 2002)
- 34: Brother Maynard (Nov 28, 2002)
- 35: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Nov 28, 2002)
- 36: Potholer (Nov 28, 2002)
- 37: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Nov 28, 2002)
- 38: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 28, 2002)
- 39: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 30, 2002)
- 40: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 30, 2002)
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