h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whats up with all you ugly people, ran out of insults or something ?





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Been in the hall of mirrors again, em's? You know they won't talk back to you no matter how hard they try....

Try sounding like you are not afflicted with mental retardation.....

And you should go about with a little sign about your neck warning people about your lack of verbal and social skills. When they let you out of the institution, that is.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Is there any chance that face of yours could be repaired? Or is it a side effect of your bad breath? Your lack of syntax and basic verbal skills, are you mentally handicapped or socially stunted? Who wipes the dribble and dresses you? I am only concerned for the good of mankind and worried your genetic deformities may exist elsewhere.

....exist is probably not the right word in em´s case.

Any chance the two of you are from Quebec?

mr zoomer You are a quivering blob of protoplasm.
Your life means nothing to us.
Go crawl under a rock and die.

T´mershi Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...
like a coma...........

You can slip it in your sock...

The collective power of the minds assembled here is astonishing; ya'll should get together and try to solve some of the world's mysteries, like where does your lap go when you stand up.

M. em's, you are the quintisential essence of bodily gas excression.

Say, em's... Do you actually just copy/paste instults from the web instead of thinking them up yourself? Or why is it that I find your postings word for word out there?

THAT's an insult? oh dear you people really are mentally challenged aren't you? poor dears.

Bah, you still all smell like one of my dog's farts.

And no I don't try to get close enough to sniff so It's one of those things you can't avoid.

Q

Well, stop pumping your dog full of air!

grim image !!!!!!

Dogpumper? Sounds like a ancient norse name!

I came in for an insult, and what do I find but a bunch of sniveling cowards afriad to continue the thread. Apparently you all recognize that the value of any input you might have on the greater world is greatly outweighed by the grand ideas generated by your nigh nonexistant genitailia. I would give the whole lot of you a good kick in the rear, but my foot would obviously become engulfed to an irretrievable degree by the folds of your mammoth buttocks. Such unprecedented sloth will, by no means be attributed to anything other than a self confidence which is, and rightly so, lower than the belly of the nearest animal you've all undoubtedly molested. I can expect nothing less from this sort of would-be prisoners' "wives" than to recieve no response of any sort. So after a good cry you can all go catch ebola and die without fear of having disappointed me.

Woohoo! It's back!

You scum sucking scuzbuckets!

Nice one ringpiece917, you'd best go and have a lie down dear after all that thinking.


Q