h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would blatently be overwhelmed by the lot of you, 'cause, well, it's all too much.....

Obviously in real life, however, I'd win hands down due to unparalleled strength and strategy.

Well,Well,Well...if it isn't my old rival...How are you "It's All Too Much"? Still poncing about listening to Eddy Grant?

Have I missed something. Are we talking about hot beverages, H2G2 names, or musical geniuses?

Actually - what the hell. I'm up for a broad interlectual debate if you are!

Still can't find me.

Incog.

One shot, one kill. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxcelllllllent.

Sniper Specialist Wampus

So which bit of me do you aim at? No vital organs, in fact, no organs of any kind, mean no way to kill or even injure me. So I might not win, but I'd certainly be impossible to beat.

H.

i could beat u any day Hoovooloo. killing u is not exential. all i have to say is...















big cage.

spook

I think I'd have a decent go at it, as Kate was just the most hard-headed person. Far too stubborn to go down easily.

If I remember correctly what a Hoovooloo is, I'd have to enlist the aid of my super-violent shade of orange to duel you.

Or I could look at you through the scope on my rifle, and then cap both ends to trap you inside.

Wampus

A few ice beams would be enogh tho finish you all off, a nicely placed bilizard would alos help. Don't forget the entire arsonal of the CGE.

So show me some respect, respect da Admiral!!!

Considering that the character Online_again is taken from my own lack of imagination, the character can be however I would want it to.
So far, I think, it is rather boring and peaceful, and wouldn't really want to fight.

There would be an awful lot of spanking going on - I assure you, you don't want it.

Liam.

you are right.
I am think that I would rather be me than a superhero, though. I never really liked superman, for a start...