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What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Started conversation Nov 24, 2001
Ok, so I started a guide entry "101 Things To Do With A Lettace" (yes, one of them was about the spelling) but we only got up to 31.....so, what can I do with a lettuce?
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
has been added, along with your researcher credit 
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A643439
The next community project methinks (or maybe not...
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What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
they'd have to be small though....or a big lettuce....
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
though I'm not sure I wanted to know that.....
What can I do with a lettuce?
HappyDude Posted Nov 24, 2001
you didnt want to know that ... think I did
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
- we still need more things to do with a lettuce though
What can I do with a lettuce?
HappyDude Posted Nov 24, 2001
cover it in clear resin & use it as a ornament?
What can I do with a lettuce?
HappyDude Posted Nov 24, 2001
perhaps try post 12 after performing no.24
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
we dont want it moderating!
What can I do with a lettuce?
FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Nov 24, 2001
mistake it for a cabbage and boil it......well my nan tried this and it's not recommended.
recruit it into the Thingite Army
vote lettuce for PM of Britain, got to do a better job than some
buy one in a supermarket as a cheap and effective way to make your shopping basket look healthier and as if you are the sort of person who would know what to do with a lettuce.
mash lots of lettuce in the floor to make your very own fake ice rink.
grow then in the garden to make it look like you know what you are doing when your mother comes round.
pick it out of your **chicken burger when in a fast food restaurant.
serve prawn cocktail in a huge lettuce leaf and then you wont have to wash the plate up afterwards.
put one in the Tate Modern and win the Turner prize.
cover a lettuce in paper mache for your kids school project.
leave a rotten lettuce in the fridge at work and deny it vehemently
do it again the next week to see how long it take someone to catch on
use it as inspiration for a really silly guide entry
FABT
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
we only need 51 now and I particularly like the rotton lettuce in the fridge ploy 
What can I do with a lettuce?
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Nov 24, 2001
lettuce know.please!!!
me
What can I do with a lettuce?
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Nov 24, 2001
*wishes he could think up a way to count that as something to do with a lettuce and not just a lettuce pun*
What can I do with a lettuce?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2001
Trade it in for a beer?
Trade it in for some pain killers? 
Beat yourself around the head with it if your bored?
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- 16: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Nov 24, 2001)
- 17: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Nov 24, 2001)
- 18: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Nov 24, 2001)
- 19: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Nov 24, 2001)
- 20: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 24, 2001)
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