h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He's a wuss; always gives in.

You are more than willing to compromise.

I am generally prepared to be reasonable and accept any
mutually agreeable means to achieve conflict resolution.


~jwf~

I know my strengths and am comfortable in my own skin.

Your self-confidence allows you to assert your superiority.

He's a pompous arse.


~jwf~

I was there, saw the whole thing and can tell you exactly what
happened, just as I expected it would.

Your eye-witness account is convincing evidence despite suggestions
of potential bias.

His testimony is purely anecdotal, no more than hear-say, and
quite clearly prejudicial.


~jwf~

"Upon looking at a piece of toast which appears
to have a face or attending a funeral in the rain.."


I embrace the notion of poetic justice as it
gives me solace and hope in the works of the divine.

You appreciate irony; be it bitter or sweet.

He denies coincidence, except when it confirms
his preconceptions.


~jwf~

Death will put an end to his misery.

Your faith will be your comfort and release.

"All my trials Lord, soon be over."


~jwf~

I don't know about this.

You'll think it over.

He'll give it a try.

I'm not interested in Politics.
You seem to have some odd opinions.
He lost his deposit.

He's in quandry for something to say.

You don't know how to respond.

I've no remarks to make at this time.

After the invasion...

We were obliged to pay lip service to our conquerors.

You did what you had to do to survive the occupation.

They collaborated with the enemy.


~jwf~

I have a dream
You follow the plans
He never finishes anything

I try to stand my ground but am wary and cautious.

You will use discretion in matters of valour.

Where'd he run off to?



~jwf~

I purchased from A nationally Recognised Kennels

You bought the runt of the litter

He was sold a pup