h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*As General Craxus isn't here Colonel Reefgirl will be taking the briefings*

Ok we have had word from our allies that Bastet and Shiva are planning a strike against Rebel Jaffa strongholds, we need to protect our allies so we will need accurate intelligence, a strike force, medical personel and help to reinforce the jaffa weapons and protection

Any ideas

*looks around to see if anyone else has something to say first*

It is SG-6 you're head of, you're the behind-the-lines guy's, sneaky in and out types

<there is a carpet? oh dear I really need to tidy up then....

all my plans and notes are all over the place... and I only tidied last night...>

[Hussassan] If Bastet and Shiva plan on attacking together, it may be an idea to remove the Jaf'fa altogether. Any two system lords in conjunction are dangerous, and these two have been allowed to go unchecked for some time. They managed to escape the attention of Anubis, and Ba'al believes they are too weak to be worth annexing. Tok'ra intelligence, however, tells a different story. They seem to be quite powerful, and there are rumours that Shiva has rediscovered Apophis' plans for super-motherships.

*Blinks deeply.*

[Faizhar] Bastet is unique aong the system lords in that she has respect and admiration for an organism other than herself. Her home planet is full of cats, who are treated with incredible respect. Killing a cat will incur the death penalty in that system. Perhaps this weakness can be used against her...

We can't remove all the Jaffa that would arouse to much suspicion and place Tok'ra operatives in danger, I take it you have operatives in Shiva and Bastet's court Faizhar

Would kidnapping Bastet's cat's help in anyway surely she would be more hellbent on revenge if we did that

[Faizhar]Hussassan meant removing the Jaf'fa if an attack actually occurred.

Kidnapping Bastet's cat is a very risky idea. It will distract her, but our spies report that it is incredibly difficult to penetrate her inner sanctum. Even if someone could get through, there are security systems in place to detect the loss of a cat. The removal of one would be nigh impossible, though the high council informs me that a previous general, O'Neill, was quite good at near impossilbe missions.

*Ponders.*

We'll leave the idea of kidnapping any of Bastet's cat's for now, I've heard of O'Neill's exploits, I've often wondered how he survived for so long

Anymore ideas anyone

<< Hey... kidnapping cats *shakes head*. No-one would notice if one did go missing. They're free to come and go. Killing one would irritate her, yes. *mutters* Security systems in to detect the loss of a cat indeed... Kidnapping her son perhaps. I should really put up a page shouldn't I?... >>

*Wanders in, breathless.*

Sorry... Col. Prefect is at a research conference... I didn't know I was needed here until just now...

*Takes a seat at the far end of the table.*