h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry I'm late, I had a stock take thingy to do...

Ok Doc, have you any ideas about how we can infiltate Bastet and Shiva

well I would say put someone undercover, my main consern would be the safty of those they were after and of course us... interfearing in there game...

So far all we know is Bastet and Shiva have joined forces to deal with us, we captured a small infiltration team some time ago but they told us nothing we didn't know already, they are planning to attack the Tok'ra and the rebel jaffa in an attempt to draw us out, the Tok'ra have operatives in both courts but we don't want to put them in jepody, the only options we have is kidnapping Bastet's cats, or seducing her son Nefertum to our side, he's a young narcissic Goa'uld who is more intersted in his own pleasures than in galactic domination.

*A look of concentration crosses Scandrea's face as she sketches a few diagrams on her legal pad.*

What do these worlds look like, do we know?

Bastet's world is full of Cat's, Shiva's we don't know much about

seducing a young narcissic Goa'uld sounds like a lot of fun
but its a high risk stratage

The job's yours if you want it Doc, or you Major Scandrea, or mine, seeing as we're the only women here

That's not what I meant- I mean, how developed are they? Is there anything we can exploit? I mean besides Bastet's son's...

*Stops suddenly.*

...urk...

Hussassan will have to let us know about what their world's are rich in , apart from Naqadah I don't know

*Strides in, salutes the colonel...*

Sir.

*...takes his seat at the table*

*Looks on at amazement that the Colonel has just called his female CO "sir"*

*Returns salute, sticks out chest and points*

Ma'am

I know it's difficult to tell in all this khaki but I do like people to aknowledge that I'm a woman

So Major Fretts any ideas on how to infiltrate the Goa'uld's Shiva and Bastet

*looks up at her completely obliviouse to any offence he may have caused*

Currently no. But I haven't recieved the full intel report. If SG 4 do find a theres an entry point then I'm sure my team can exploit it.

*Goes back to some maths she's doing on the ledger.*

*skims the assorted pieces of paperwork*

I can't say I'm one hundered per cent behind the infiltration of Bubastis plan, but in light of no alternative, well.

*lets out a small sigh*

It shouldn't be difficult to get an female agent into the city through the gate. But once in there I would need the infiltrater to distract the gaurds atop the stair next to the gate. By the looks of it killing any resident cat would be enough to achieve this. That gives me enough time to get my team in there and place them between the gate and the palace. That way should there be any trouble we can attempt a rescue or, if your opperative needs to make her exit quickly we can secure the gate and get her the hell out of there.