h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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So, once again I ask, anyone have ANY ideas for a plan?

Maybe we should, I dunno play nice to this guy and try and get on his good side so we can sap information from him, then whack him on the head and set the Colonel lose so she can do whatever damage she wants and then we can all live happily ever after? Yes? No?

[Caldwell] I've recieved a report from the Pentagon about this, it says the matter is in hand, don't try and remove the Colonel by force, do what you have to but don't antagonise Colonel Scott

I promise I won't antagonize him. But I've got a pretty unique situation here, and if he so much as /breathes/ as me wrong I'm filing a complaint with General O'Neill.

[Caldwell] That's a good enough start, if the Pentagon receieve enough complaints then maybe they'll do something quicker

*stands up quickly*

Lets express our anger through interpretive dance!!!

[Caldwell] If you can't make any decent suggestions, I suggest you keep quiet

*Dances a dance of agreement*

*smacks LeRue round the back of the head*

If you dont sit down and shut up I'll make sure you never get anything alchoholic to drink again!

Look Im sure that this guy has some sort of massive compensation problem. we can either wait untill the pentagon tell us what to do witch buy and large is normally to late. or. we can go in hatch some sort of plan and get rid of this guy before he dials the gate and sends a mark 9 though to some random plannet.

[Caldwell] That might not be a bad idea Scott is one of those Isolationist types who thinks we shouldn't have any thing to do with aliens, friend or otherwise

Why did he want a job at the SGC then? We're Alien central!

*slumps back leaning against a console* Maybe I could invent some medical excuse to get to our colonel and ask her something, maybe she needs a jab updating or something? or I could pretend she needs some pills and put asprin in a labeled bottle. Or we could stick a note in the bottle? Come on, inspiration people!

What happened to the good ole days of whacking guards over the back of the head or slipping sleeping drugs into their coffee? We're professionals arent we? Well, apart from LeRue. I'm sure we could take this place if we wanted, we know all the people there and most of them will be on our side apart from his guys!

[Caldwell] Scott wants to keep Earth for Humans and blow up anything that isn't human

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[Caldwell] This is Daedalus permission to land

[Area 51] Permission Granted

[Caldwell] have transport ready to take these folds back to the SGC

*packs up Kit and Guns(plural)*

Right lets gat back and sort this out.

*turns to jack*

And i'm with you. if we need to whack a few heads and possibly change into other uniforms that will convinantly fit then im all for it. i have not totally unpacked my bags so it will be easyer for me if i get slung out now.

"Hello I am Anise, member of the Tok'ra"

"I have a device which keeps individual users invisile for 24 hours."

"The Daedalus is indeed a fine ship."

Well, time to face the music, then.

*The group rings down to the hangar and leaves Daedalus in orbit*