h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*spins back to pete* Yes! Exactly ! What he said! *points at pete* Listen to the man, he may blows things up all the time but he has some braincells left!

[Caldwell] No need Hermiod *Mutters something about having a word with engineering about Hermiod's sense of humior* we'll be heading back to the SGC, Top Speed

No! No! No!....


*looks at his empty glass*


*screams uncontrolably for a few seconds*


Allright carry on.

right you hold him down i'll get the raw coffee and a funnel

Thats silly, pumping me full of caffenine to smother the alcohol... I'll just be a speedy drunk.


*Taps Pete on the chest*

And I'm a Major.

*Points at the oak leaves*

Sheeeeeee.

sorry sir. Just a little caught up.

*Changing the subject quickly*

How soon before we get back home?

[Caldwell] According to Hermiod, a day

Yes, Major, so am I, but I still outrank you. As of right now I'm 2IC, and you'll either go to the infirmary and get a banana bag, or you'll go to the brig and sleep it off!

*Relaxes*

Your choice.

He I'm Irish, I dont reckon you've ever seen me sober.... maybe slightly less drunk... but not sober.

Well, you have

*Checks watch*

22 hours to get less drunk!

[Walter]\/\SGC to Daedalus come in please\/\

[cadewell] \/\ Daedalus here go ahead SGC./\/

[Walter]\/\We've had a Colonel Scott turn up here and say he's taken over because Colonel Reefgirl is "Unfit for Command" and she's in the Brig, I've taken the liberty of calling Major Davis at the Pentagon, he's told me that the order didn't come from them, apparently Colonel Scott was passed over in favour of Reefgirl for command of the SGC and it didn't go down too well, that's all Major Davis could tell me, Major Davis is reporting this to General O'Neill His message was "Sit tight and wait". Sir with your permission I'll do what I can this end, any messages for Colonel Reefgirl?\/\

[Cadwell] /\/ Walt. tell her what Jack said. we will be there soon and get things sorted out this seems more like a case of sour grapes rather than anything else./\/

[Walter]\/\Yes sir, I don't think I'll be able to contact you any more on this subject, Colonel Scott is going to be watching us like a Hawk, I'll do what I can here, SGC out\/\

[Cadwell] \/\Daedalus out/\/
*Turns to Assembele team that are sober*
Right guys you herd Walt this guys sounds like he pretty much fits petes description of a Major A-hole. Walts gonna try and get a message to her and hopefully get together all the personell who would support her. i hope this wont get nasty but untill we get the mesure of this Scott then best to be prepared.

Who put Mr Explosives in charge? </>

[Caldwell] Entering Earth's atmosphere, you'll be back at the SGC in 3 hours so you'd better start making plans

(i was trying to be cadwell sorry)

<No probs anyone can play Caldwell]