h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Rubs her head*

OK- ahm... where did you say the antelope herd was detected, and can you put me on the planet there?

*gets up from floor rubbing head*

Jack i need one of those plasters. and a large Gin and Tonic.

*turns to scan*

I'll tag along again if thats ok?

*Hermoid beams Scan, Pete and 'Bambi' onto the planet's surface*

*turns round holding a plaster*

Will this do? I dont know about a gin and tonic but.... *looks at the space where pete was* Too slow.... do people /always/ get beamed away in the middle of conversations?

*he sits down on the floor leaning against a console and rubs his eyes* since I'm unneeded and unloved I think I'll just take a nap


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*Looks around*

A Nap sounds good.

*dares anyone to snigger*

<< *nudge* didnt everyone beam back up here now? >>

*Rubs her head after being beamed back aboard.*

Let's go home.

[Caldwell] Head back to Earth

*The Hyperspaces window opens and the Deadalus disappears*

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[Scott: /\/ Daedalus, this is Colonel Scott. I regret to inform you that Colnel Reefgirl has been... relieved... of duty. What is your current status?

Looks like trouble back at the barn.

[cadwell] /\/ currently on route back to earth things got a little to hot over here so we figured get the refugees back to the SGC and figure out where to relocate them later. whats going on with the cornel? whay has she been relived?/\/

[Caldwell] Relieved Colonel Reefgirl? for what reason? I have many of her officers on board who would like an answer to that Colonel Scott

/\/Colnel Reefgirl has proven unfit for her duties. She has been confined to the brig, and I have taken command. Its about time SOMEONE did something about this place/\/

[Caldwell] /\I See, The SGC Senior Officers will be back in 2 day, Daedalus out\/\

*Tannoy Announcement*

[Caldwell] \/\All SGC Personel to the Bridge please\/\

*re-enters rubbing his eyes*

Alright, glad to see everyones back. Now whats with the tannoy announcement?

*Follows Jack in, antelope in tow. Salutes.*

Sir?

[Caldwell] It seems you have a new commanding officer a Colonel Scott, apparently he's installed himself as the new head of the SGC and had Colonel Reefgirl thrown in the Brig, he says she's unfit for duty. I know what you're all thinking and I'll make a few discreet enquiries, but for now sit tight and play along, we'll get this straightened out. Major Scandrea as second in command I think you should speak to him and find out what his motives are