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But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 121

anevyn

My son found that one out for himself when he was about 7 years old. Out in the back garden he threw a brick up into the air and stood and watched it come down, got him straight on the forehead. One trip to the hospital and seven stitches and a headache later I think he learned his lesson smiley - ok Still didn't knock any sense into him tho smiley - laugh

smiley - devil


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 122

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I swim like one, good job I can walk on water


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 123

zendevil

Jayssus, if ye can do that, can ye also do the turning water intosmiley - redwine trick?

If so, i will worship you forever.

zdt


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 124

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - redwinenope sorry, can't even do whiskysmiley - wahsmiley - wah


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 125

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

Thursday tomorrow......

Refill time!!!!


smiley - cheerupsmiley - coolsmiley - winkeye

smiley - somersaultsmiley - rofl
GT


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 126

scorp

Only two people I have ever heard of to walk on water Prof! One was the man himself; and the other was Brian Clough.smiley - biggrin


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 127

Triquack

**nope sorry, can't even do whisky**

Maybe not, but he's very good at converting Vodka into something elsesmiley - ok


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 128

nortirascal

smiley - redwine from water, now that's a trick I could do wtih learning smiley - smiley You can't dance with the smiley - devil on your back smiley - erm


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 129

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyemost Yorkshire folk can walk on watersmiley - smileyit's gods country/countysmiley - winkeyeas they saysmiley - smiley


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Post 130

Taff Agent of kaos


thats ony because you need to BUY a permit to walk on the banksmiley - winkeye

smiley - bat


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 131

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

Lankysher's back gardin!!!

smiley - laugh
GT


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 132

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ah!smiley - laughsmiley - laugh


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 133

nortirascal

Thou's in order, lad smiley - laugh


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 134

Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

I can turn water into smiley - redwine or smiley - ale

I do, however, need some grapes or hops and yeast as well...

I made some home-brew smiley - ale when I was at uni. Tasted awful - but by the end of the first pint, you didn't care!smiley - drunk


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 135

nortirascal

Down in the lab late one night smiley - ghost I did make up the Ethanol alcohol 1 mol solution with pure orange juice smiley - bigeyes We didn't care either, but our livers hate us smiley - erm


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 136

Taff Agent of kaos

were you at the NI electronic wksp in aldergrove???

cos i knew a chap there that did that???

smiley - bat


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 137

nortirascal

Think it's pretty commonplace amongst all the labs. I used to get all over the place and up to naughty nefarious things. smiley - shrug I'm still alive, I think smiley - ermsmiley - ghost


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 138

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

How's youe liver, norti??

smiley - biggrin
GT


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Post 139

nortirascal

It hates me with a vengence, In fact my whole body is finally getting it's revenge on me, for all the years of abuse, by falling to bits on me smiley - erm


But! we DO spake rait! 'over ere!

Post 140

Taff Agent of kaos

you on an E shift????

smiley - bat


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