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That is so wonderful Prof! I needed cheering up, and that has done it!

I went to visit a neighbour this morning; and as usual the cat followed me - as we were returning home we met 'postie' and I warned the cat not to attack him - postie looked quite startled as if the thought had never occured to him

any time Lanzamy role is to bring smiles, at any cost

The bricks and cat stories are making my day.

Oh, and the rabbits...I never knew they could be so fierce. An English friend in Germany had one that frightened the local cops when they came to the door, though.

I knew a chap in London when I was in the RAF down there...

Well, actually I bumped into him in an obscure pub I found in my drunken wanderings. He had a cat with him in the pub. Quite a friendly cat it was too. Rubbing it's head on my thigh, and purring rather loudly. I enjoyed scratching it's ears.......Or the forehead between the ears.....

He told me that 'Sheeba' was a friend of either Posties, or other Delivery Persons to his home, so kept her inside as much as possible. She was OK, he said, as long as he was within sight. If not, look out!!!


Errrrrr

I must now describe this 'Pussy Cat'....


Golden brown with black spots........



About two feet at the shoulder..............


Eight feet from nosetip to tail tip...........



Ring a bell???????




































It was a Bloody Cheetah!!!!!!!!!!!!!








GT

That's great.

Truth being stranger than fiction, Dmitri



GT

Always, as the historian says.

It was a Bloody Cheetah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did it play dominoes and or cards in the pub then ?

Nah Prof!!!

It just purred.......

LOUDLY!!!



GT

one of my aims in life, is to walk in to a shop with a cheetah or other large cat and SAY it says no dogs allowed, but nothing about cats

A few years back I went shopping in Maidstone, walking down the middle of the high street was a woman walking with a black panther on a leash, it had a huge diamante studded coller on it. Needless to say no one got in her way. I couldn't believe it.

I have that dream with various pubs I kow, Prof!!!


GT

I also want an howitzer for a petsit on that and no one argues with you either

Dmitri - Prof's bricks are legendary. They even inspired me to try making some of my own...

http://public.fotki.com/moonhogg/bricks

You found the link, Hoggy!

You guys are creative.

And can draw.

they also made good guard bricks 'cept for the fact that they are slow in learning and you have to keep throwing them until they get it

It's behind you....

" Oh no it isn't"

"Oh yes it is!"

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/albert-and-the-lion/

zdt

Bricks make very good boomerangs though; they always come back to the place from whence they were thrown...

As long as you throw them vertically upwards