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The Sportsmens Lounge and Bar
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  1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue
  2. All idiots after reading the first truth will try it
  3. And discover that the first truth is a lie
  4. Your smiling now coz your an idiot
  5. You will soon pass this on to another idiot so you are not alone
  6. There is still a silly grin on your face

I apologise because I am an idiot too. I just needed the company

Jaffa cakes


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