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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 16, 2010
I don't know that one, I'll have to look for it.
Do you know his theatre review about ladies' hats? It's a hoot, all about dead birds on their heads...
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Apr 16, 2010
Didn't know that one!!
There is also the one about the time Lady Astor went to see him, and commented that he had no vases of flowers in the house, even though it was high summer. "Do you not like flowers, Mr Shaw?" she asked. "I love flowers" he replied. "I also love children. But I do not chop their heads off and put them on display!!"......
Epic!!!!
GT
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 17, 2010
That's a good 'un.
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van-smeiter Posted Apr 17, 2010
Excellent.
My favourite George Shaw (I hope he turns in his grave each time I refer to him as such 
) is the reply he gave to the woman who suggested that they should get married because their children would be fantastic to inherit her beauty and his brains; it went something along the lines of: "but what if they inherited your brains and my beauty?!"
Still none the wiser about Prof's OP but I owe him an e-mail so I'll tap him up for an answer when I make contact.
Been a long time since there was a "proper" thread with "no subject". 
, Prof 
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Apr 17, 2010
I've got two
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nortirascal Posted Apr 17, 2010
Oh yes, the Y fronts one. I had one for sewerage as well. Slightly worrying when we're discussing underpants. Nothing to do with scorch marks I hope 
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Apr 17, 2010
Or skid marks, nortirascal!!!!!
GT
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Triquack Posted Apr 17, 2010
That rather depends on how hot you get.
I went to the Doctors with a cough (that's me, not the Doctor), she said "do you smoke after sex?" I said "I don't know, I've never looked".
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Apr 17, 2010
Heard that one before, TQ!!!
GT
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 17, 2010
Y'all are gonna get this whole thread yikesed. Be ashamed.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 17, 2010
I bet there's a whole lot more to be added
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 17, 2010
my "I've been yiked badge"
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scorp Posted Apr 18, 2010
Do I have an e-mail Prof? and if not, why not? 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 18, 2010
err why not err can't say
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 18, 2010
*giggles*
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 18, 2010
get it banned and its more popular, but I ain't andy warhol
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 18, 2010
I'm too young to remember him 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 18, 2010
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 18, 2010
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scorp Posted Apr 18, 2010
way doh anall Prof!
Can't personally see anything wrong with the original - makes complete sense.
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