h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mine was a noisy foreign dish - saladin

Peter night before you go to bed

I danced the night away on a cruise ship from the Conga Line

I went on the ship to shore telephone and fell off the line halfway across

Before the interweb I wanted to surf the radio channels but could only find short waves

They're all there - except one.
"Left Turn, Quick March, LefRiLefRiLef Lef LefriLef"

They're going to collect the Sunday Piper

It was a supermarket, after all, so I wasn't surprised to hear them playing songs by Meat Loaf and the Spice Girls.

The Spice Girls referred to Meat Loaf as Old Spice

plus they play the Doors, aisle be taking an hammer, so I can counter-attack

When you counter-attack always make sure you don't hit the bar with your head

I was going to write you a drinking song, but I couldn't get past the first bat.

"bat" should have been "bar"

[Even with coffee, I'm not fully awake yet]

Fruit flies like a banana. So does fruit bats

's in the belfry, I didn't know you could fry bells

tered and deepfried?

During those dark days of infamy, my only friend was my abacus. It was the only thing I knew I could count on.

Your calculating ways and means lighten my darker daze.

I know about that "infamybecause everyone's got "in-for-me)

everyone's got IT (in-for-me)

Calculus, the son of Abacus, was counting on his centurions to lead their hundreds victoriously through the Three Rivers District