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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 10, 2013
Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 10, 2013
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 10, 2013
the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, so how come when I'm light-headed, it only goes the same speed as my body
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 11, 2013
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
[Muhammad Ali]
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 11, 2013
satellite dish ? no! it's bloody heavy
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 12, 2013
re 12123:
Actually darkness is faster than light. It takes minutes before is fully lit, but next to nothing before darkness has filled the room after the has been turned off
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lapislazuli Posted Sep 12, 2013
Henry Rawlinson (Viv Stanshall's brilliant creation) "If we could have a bulb of 60 watts of darkness).
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lapislazuli Posted Sep 12, 2013
Wouldn't there be an element of truth here? (tungsten element).
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 12, 2013
turn on the dark, I don't want to see what's coming
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 13, 2013
Truffaut may have used tungsten to make his film "La Nuit américaine"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_for_Night_(film)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 14, 2013
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 14, 2013
I'll take a wild guess and suggest that if you pointed it at your wristwatch you might no longer be able to see the glow-in-the-dark-numbers and hands
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 14, 2013
night light, night Mr
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 14, 2013
Maybe Truffaut filmed it with tungsten in cheek.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 14, 2013
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 14, 2013
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 15, 2013
A firefly might enjoy a light snack.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 15, 2013
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 15, 2013
it took up light reading, 1 book about hydrogen and another about atoms
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 15, 2013
The Anorexic Opera Company decided to put on a light opera.
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