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Post 12121

Reality Manipulator

Are Philosophy papers graded with Marx out of ten?


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Post 12122

Reality Manipulator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.


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Post 12123

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, so how come when I'm light-headed, it only goes the same speed as my body


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Post 12124

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."

[Muhammad Ali]


smiley - pirate


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Post 12125

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

satellite dish ? no! it's bloody heavy


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Post 12126

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

re 12123:

Actually darkness is faster than light. It takes minutes before smiley - eureka is fully lit, but next to nothing before darkness has filled the room after the smiley - eureka has been turned off smiley - geek

smiley - pirate


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Post 12127

lapislazuli

Henry Rawlinson (Viv Stanshall's brilliant creation) "If we could have a bulb of 60 watts of darkness).


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Post 12128

lapislazuli

Wouldn't there be an element of truth here? (tungsten element).


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Post 12129

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

turn on the dark, I don't want to see what's coming


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Post 12130

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Truffaut may have used tungsten to make his film "La Nuit américaine" smiley - geek

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_for_Night_(film)

smiley - pirate


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Post 12131

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - laughif a night-light showed black light, how would you know it's on


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Post 12132

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I'll take a wild guess and suggest that if you pointed it at your wristwatch you might no longer be able to see the glow-in-the-dark-numbers and hands smiley - sillysmiley - geek

smiley - pirate


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Post 12133

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

night light, night Mr


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Post 12134

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Maybe Truffaut filmed it with tungsten in cheek.


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Post 12135

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Might that have resulted in a true faux pas? smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 12136

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

so! a light snack for supper thensmiley - erm


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Post 12137

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A firefly might enjoy a light snack.


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Post 12138

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The lightheaded firefly is able to read smiley - booksmiley - book all night long smiley - geek

smiley - pirate


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Post 12139

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it took up light reading, 1 book about hydrogen and another about atoms


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Post 12140

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The Anorexic Opera Company decided to put on a light opera.


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