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Reality Manipulator Posted May 8, 2011
Cat Woman was hiking in the Katmandu when she found herself surrounded by Nepali outlaws. She wondered, what would Cat Man do?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 8, 2011
I once tossed a salad and could crush a grape
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted May 8, 2011
I can peal a grape!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 8, 2011
I tried to peal a set of bells
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted May 8, 2011
Did they clank or kung?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 8, 2011
I even tried to eat a bunch of grapes of wrath - a bit hot though
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U695218 Posted May 9, 2011
With this currant joke, I hope I'll be raisin a laugh.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 9, 2011
like the cantaloupe in a zoo, I think is was a cantaloupe it did have horns
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U695218 Posted May 9, 2011
Do you mean the albino cantaloupe? The one whose skin had no melon-in?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 9, 2011
good one 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 9, 2011
I went to the zoo to see the happy cantaloupe, but it turned out they only had a depressed 
a melon-collie
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U695218 Posted May 9, 2011
Yours was good too PTP
Was that the collie that did transcendental meditation?
The mellon-OM-a?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 9, 2011
(to be fair I stole mine from the cover af o rock-cd 
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Transcen dental medication, is that like pain killers for when the dentist drills 
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 9, 2011
When it comes to drinks, citrus fruit juices are always in the limelight.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 9, 2011
As a fruit, oranges are very a-peeling.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 9, 2011
A book called 'Current Trends in Wiring your House' turned out to be a shocking failure.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 9, 2011
Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 9, 2011
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 9, 2011
She swallowed a peach seed and could feel it in the pit of her stomach.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 9, 2011
is oxyidental (occidental) a dentist that uses blowtorches instead of drills
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