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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 16, 2011
Welsh song - men of garlic
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 16, 2011
Is the Easter Bunny a Welsh rabbit?
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2011
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2011
I can't tell you where to buy soy sauce tonight, but I can shoyu tamari.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2011
The leader of the sauce council is the mayor naise.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2011
After getting a hot dog from a vendor I asked 'Can I have more onions?', he replied 'No that's shallot'.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 17, 2011
That hot dog vendor deserves praise for his achivement.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2011
At the director's board meeting which was so boar-ing that members took their ironing boards to do their ironing and others discused their social life at the barbeques they attended where wild boar was being served along with a hog roast.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2011
Do wealthy pigs build houses of mahoganny?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 18, 2011
romeo
- But sty, what light through yonder window breaks?
cowboyhog gone it boy!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2011
Juliet: What's in a name? A roast by any other name would smell as sweet.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 18, 2011
As I was watching my neighbour make ham-fisted attempts at making the pork crackling as she rubbed salt into the the leg of pork's fat before cooking and made a pig of herself when she ate the whole joint for self.
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U695218 Posted May 18, 2011
Now, gammon! my fellow punsters. Let's not be rash (er's flew out the window) and remember we're about equidistant from one HOGmannay to another at this time of year.Stop that scratchin' in the front row please.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 18, 2011
pig drive by - pork it over there and I'll have ham on rye
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 19, 2011
it's sow you tell 'em
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 19, 2011
It's all in the wrist - or shanks, as it were 
I stole a shank from a German once. Boy was he one [I am not allowed to write the name of a famous German dish here, you have to think for youselves 
] 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 19, 2011
[I believe the french word for it is choucroute]
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 19, 2011
A mother pig was walking through the barnyard one day with one of her piglets. Suddenly, a raccoon raced out from behind the barn and scared the living daylights out of the mother pig.
The little hog laughed to see such sport and the sow jumped over the coon.
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