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U695218 Posted May 12, 2011
An old Tommy Cooper joke.
A man walked into a bar.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
An iron bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 12, 2011
Hey, that's not funny!
Go wash your mouth with a bar of soap!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 12, 2011
Was it an iron wok, too?
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 12, 2011
Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck and Peregrin 'Perry' Took became very merry on brandy and perry as they drank by the Brandywine river.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 12, 2011
in a soap bar, would the ale have froth on it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 14, 2011
Porky Pig got drunk and said, "That's ale, folks!"
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U695218 Posted May 14, 2011
A drunken Porky Pig must be rather a stout fellow capable of both mild
and 
bitter emotions. 
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 14, 2011
The Orcs became all a quiver when Legolas aimed at them with his arrows.
But Gimli had an axe to grind with the Orcs with his old battle axe.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 14, 2011
Porky Pig hogged the bar, his pint trough took all,the space up
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U695218 Posted May 15, 2011
A very drunken happy Porky Barely W(h)ines.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 15, 2011
bacon a ham pie ? no it was shop bought
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U695218 Posted May 15, 2011
Pasta??????????No I stayed behind her.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 15, 2011
In the London Borough of Hamlet, the actors at the theatre was telling porkies about how popular their stage production of Hamlet was and that non of them had to ham up their roles.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 15, 2011
Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 16, 2011
He should have mustered all his strength and tried again.
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U695218 Posted May 16, 2011
OOOOOOOHHHH! That's one to relish!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 16, 2011
did he have a onion representative present ?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 16, 2011
nope, he was all alone with the big 
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U695218 Posted May 16, 2011
Open sesame! A batch (Midlands word for a type of bread)of puns here.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 16, 2011
The onions wouldn't help him, so he made onion soup.
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