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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 30, 2011
Rocky Road chocolate is best served stone cold.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 30, 2011
The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 30, 2011
I know an eager-beaver District Attorney who ferreted out how someone badgered a politician into weaseling out of a contract on a rabbit farm.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 30, 2011
The dairy farmer skimmed his herd and then condensed it.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 30, 2011
- that sounds like cruelty to animals, i'm calling my silly sister
- your what?
- like i said: my solicitor
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U695218 Posted May 1, 2011
A feather boa?
I never knew snakes had wings.
Heard that one on the way back from the pie eating competition: the pie-thon.
The snake who came top in arithmetic? The adder.
The tittle-tattle sneaky snake, the grass snake.
Obviously fangs ain't what they used to be.
The snake's favourite writer, comedian etc., Ian Hiss-lop.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 1, 2011
what about windscreen vipers
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 1, 2011
i wonder if you could clean your windscreen with serpentine
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 1, 2011
food time
snake and pygmy pie
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 1, 2011
known to the rest of the world as botulism 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 1, 2011
I've heard of an Ism - Isam Bard kingdom Brunel
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 1, 2011
Isam is an unfamiliar name. I'd like to know: Isam man or a woman?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2011
"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian"
(stolen from lostmonalisa)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 2, 2011
hard working Gynaecologists get down to the job
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2011
Dinosaurs were the first to go down in history
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 2, 2011
I disagree. Frogs went up first. If you leave them out, they'll be hopping mad. 
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U695218 Posted May 2, 2011
OOOh you toady!
You would spawn such a comment!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2011
is a tad pole the same as a short stick or a polish dwarf?
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