h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I tried to learn the guitar, but clef't it as it was to hard
but quavers are nice also

Don't get crotchet y, the minim um would be to stave of a dichordant feeling of a reasonable scale.No sharp retorts please as that will leave me feeling a bit flat.

Bit quiet on here of late. Easter taken its toll?
Too many choccy eggs? Or are you all on exotic Tibetan holidays?
Come back punsters, you're sorely missed!
Lapis

It isn't Easter so much as the Spring weather. Soon the allergies with start to become ap-pollen. Every gardener willl plant his/her foot in the garden. Farmers will become sow-and-sows.

Well Petal, it seems as if you've gotten to the root of the matter.

Hay! (Fever:forgive me Noel) is one thing sufferers have to put up with. Regarding gardeners; we're all clods really. Call a spade a spade etc.

(Thanks Paul for breaking this silence on the thread.)8:02pm Bahrain

Lapis

oh no! the silence has been broken, alarm alarm or is it aleg aleg ?

If silence is golden, what's noise,lead?

wrong direction ?? I though he said "lead ashtray"

That must be the butt of all puns.

What dies as soon as you speak its name?

Silence.

Lence was known for his sighs.

Lance was known for his thighs

I spy a thigh with my little eye blackeye

If you like his thighs, look further down the leg. His calves have a lot to reveal.

cowabunga!

I'm steer'ing clear then, heifer'll grab me otherwise

Don't give a cowabunga rope. She won't have enough in-churn-ce

if you bunga a rope, it'll not be able to err! cowpats

alas, this poor only has one calf

But it would make me an even worse farmer, I guess

sexistfarmer, what's up with farm'im

The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision.

Overheard in med school - 'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination.'