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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 5 Weeks Ago
I invested in a gold mine and the bottom fell out! 
a bottomless pit!
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted 3 Weeks Ago
You should have invested in Brad Pitt instead.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Last Week
There was a tiny little busker playing guitar in our subway. He was phenomenal at keeping the beat.
We called him Metro Gnome
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Last Week
If you planted "puns" in the ground ? would they grow into chives or 
punion's ????
Lettuce pray it don't happen
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Last Week
Our local supermarket sprays all vegetables and legumes with a fine mist. Not just lettuce. I wonder if German supermarkets also spray Mist? That would be gross.
(Mist -> manure / crap)
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Last Week
Too right, I'll never be able to drink Misty Mountain Dew again 
Here's another version, though:
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1205589823800563
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Reality Manipulator Posted 4 Days Ago
Boars love having boaring board meetings that are never ending.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 3 Days Ago
I took a 6 x 4 plank of wood into the office - it was a board meeting
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted 3 Days Ago
I had the same idea, but it is still in Transit and it ran out of fuel.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 2 Days Ago
That! Could have been a transit van joke ?
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted 2 Days Ago
It was. (although a six by four might be a tad too big)
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 11 Hours Ago
But you can af'FORD it 
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