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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 18, 2017
"Where do they keep the cigars?"
"At tobacco the store"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 18, 2017
lets steal the cigars!
do we cheroot the storekeeper ?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 18, 2017
my son Teflon was sent home from school, he wouldn't stick to the timetable
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 19, 2017
I hope they didn't make him wok home.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
I saw something similar to moss the other day, but I didn't know what to lichen it to.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week.
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ITIWBS Posted Feb 19, 2017
Cutting trees, the woodsman strained the lumbar region in his back.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
Two meteorologists each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 19, 2017
When Noah was a young man, he was crowned king. He had a long rain.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
Joiners have joined up thinking and level headed with no screws loose but if they come down hard, don't worry it's because they are aesthetically pleasing people.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
Joiners listen to recordings of the Carpenters on their DVD player whilst carving the Sunday joint.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 19, 2017
When a fire broke out in the barber shop it was a close shave but everyone got out by a whisker.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 19, 2017
school was far away, he wanted to fry there, skillet he accepted to stay at home and as you say - wok there
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2017
I told the barber I wanted a hair cut.
He asked me which one.
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Icy North Posted Feb 20, 2017
From the carpenters' songbook:
The First Time Ever I Saw your Plank - Roberta Flack
I’m Still Sanding - Elton John
Love Me Tenon - Elvis Presley
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 20, 2017
You needed a great deal of skill when tossing the pancake in the skillet pan at the right moment or it could be a total flop and fall on the floor.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 20, 2017
Mortis Mortise, the expert joiner carpenter would charge customers a tenor to show them how to make a mortise and tenon joint.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2017
The divorcing pair held their knees when the judge approved joint custody.
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