h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here we go again losts ov laffs hic and losts ov fun - hic

Oooo just before anyone get to drunks the Critique fun run is under starters orders at
http://www.h2g2.com/A130852

Serious stuff that - let the party re commence.
vegi

YES!!! I DID IT!!!, I DID IT!!!, I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM THE FIRST ONE HERE!!!!
got my baskets and please be careful with that one that swims up walls vegiman....he is a little experiment of mine and i have not quite perfected it yet
monsy

.....and I'm here too What have you got in the basket for me Monsy?....and just what is that fish up to!Are you going to experiment on us so that we can climb up the walls as well....I've always enjoyed playing that *stick yourself on the wall in funny poses game*.....just think of the fun we could all have in this party if we can play that without having to cover the wallpaper
shazz

I thinks its more fun playing sardines or dustmans knock. That fish of Monsy's could drive anyone up the wall. Where's NM I'd like a word wiv im.

Now Monsy I expect you to control him and keep him on a tight leash. I havesh only one home once its gone there could be no more parties and we couldn't have that now could we.

Monsy I know you got downs here first but stop trying to stick yourself to the wall - its only a game.
veg

Ooop shorry Shazzzzzzzz Congrats on making it down here in second place - Now where's my whiskyMac fishy - come here fishy, fishy, come to daddy.
veg

i promise to do my best to control NM but you two know how he is sometimes.....just when you think you have NM proofed everything he has to go and prove everyone wrong
here, i brought along a few baskets to enjoy while we wait for the others, hope you enjoy them, i have altered them slightly to give a more interesting affect to those who partake of them, just be careful when you nibble on the edges, for some reason the alteration seems to be a bit more potent around the edges
*attempts to retrieve her genetically mutated fishy in order to complete her experiments*....."now how am i supposed to get you down from there???, get back here this instant, we are not done perfecting you yet!!!!
*mad scientist laugh*,BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*lightning flashes abound around the room and in the distance thunder is audible*
monsy

"NM crawls to basement stairs.....peeks down carefully, so as not to be detected. Suddenly attacked by some sort of "killer" fish! Rolls down the stairs...breaking several banister rails in the discent. Crashes to a stop(head first) at the feet of Veggieman."

eeerrrmmmm.....uuuhhhh.....you wanted to see me?

NM

Ouch!!! Did you have to do that NM...that hurt.....now who is going to kiss it better
shazz

*looks at NM laying on the floor at Vegimans feet and shakes her head in disbelief*.....tsk, tsk, tsk, can't you make a normal intrance like everyone else NM???....
*spots her hybrid fishy*.....GOTCHA!!!, now get back in this bag where you belong!!!
monsy

*ow,ow,ow,ouch,ooooohhhhh!!*.......*groan,moan*.......for goodness sake Monsy,get an ambulance quick...I think I've broken something!
shazz

Oh Monsy whats that - I think I saw a twoo hedded monster fish rush under the table - Stop these experiments it'll end up eating the house.

NM It has been bought to my attention you ave beens a bad boy - Your punnishishment is to catch the two headed fish and eat it. It went thats way.

Shazzy girl Its an old limb of a dummy thats fallen offs - it's not yoursh - stop trying to stick it back on yourself and have a drink.
vegiman

*stands about shaking her head at the whole scene then realizes her new fishy is being hunted down for FOOD!!!*....WAIT!!!!! you can't eat that one, he is one of my best experiments!!!, i will get him and promise he won't cause any harm to the house!!, just give me a chance to catch him first!!!
*sees NM going for the two headed fish and attempts to cut him off at the pass*
monsy

"Takes flying leap.....slides headfirst into doorframe"

DAMN!!!!!!That's one quick fishy!!!!

Anybody got an automatic weapon? Monsy......quit waving your arms around so much.....you'll scare it off!!

NM

AUTOMATIC WEAPON??!!, are you CRAZY??!!, what makes you think WE would give you an automatic weapon?????
*drops trap cage hanging from ceiling over NM*......"there!, now you can't cause any trouble "
here fishy fishy!, hereeeeee fishyyyy fishyyyyyy!!!!
monsy

I don't caresh whichs ones of yous gets it - just gets it out before it eats the whole housh. - Get up Monsy - hanging on to NM's leg like that wont help.

How cans we get this partsy going with that monshter swimmings arounds.
veg

*grabs two headed fishy by its tail and inserts it into the awaiting jar and tightens lid*..."there, that should hold you 'till i get back to my lab"
*turns and grabs one of her baskets and begins to nibble on the goodies*..."ahh! i am starting to feel much much better now"
monsy

If you caughts it whatsh that swmmsin g by.

Not another one - their breeding - Oh Monsy what haves yoush done.

I needs a anovr whisky
veg

MY GOD MAN!!!!!! They're not breeding......they're REPLICATING!!!!!

Get me out of this cage....quick! I think I have a plan.....

NM

Well don't keep it to yourself - What is your plan ???? before they wreck the place.
veg

Ahhhhh,thanx Veggie....I was a bit worried about that spare leg for a while.I thought that I'd become part of Monsy's experiment!I'm a bit worried about all these fish though....shall we let NM out?I'm not convinced that any of his plans have come to fruition so far.....so it might not be a good idea!!
shazz