h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::guards her shovels and glares at NM:: I hear you abuse implements of destruction.

Hmm.. I haven't heard such

*with that, Sporkulious sets up pool stick (becuase he can't spell "q" stick), and correctly aims NM's head back at his body, satisified with a nice "thwoop" sound as the head is suctioned onto NM's body

Got his head straight on now, has he?
My, it's warm in here - or is it just me?
*opens the top button of her coat* Very good these fishies *hic*

Ooh, whats this we're sitting on, it moves!
-B-

I don't know, but my policy on unknown moving things is usually to introduce myself...

*walks over to UMO, and produces hand, to which there is no reply

WEll, if all else fails, a good kick will do

a good kick? why not a spanking! yes! yes! a spanking!

Well, I'm not up to that as of yet... why don't you have a go, Susan?

Thank you ever so much,Sporkulious Eglon. That feels quite a bit better!

Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction, do you perchance have a hammer in your bag? If so....I need some nails removed from my clothing........just the ones which have me attatched to to the floor......by the by, Monsy will tell you, I'm quite good with shovels and such. Being a "vertical ditchdigger", your implements are well known by me(as well as much respected, as their use puts food on my table!)

NM

A spanking! A spanking! A spanking!

::tosses Fairly Strange a hammer, then stands back to watch the spanking.::

Getting a bit violent in here isn't it!!
shazz

"Manages to use his teeth with hammer enough to free his right arm.....pulls remaining nails....sits up and scowels..."

First off...thanks, Susan, for the hammer........now...who are we spanking?

NM

Yes......do tell
shazz

Sporkulious Eglon,....I think if you will look at the above postings, you will find that YOU are the UMO....now the questions arise.

How are you sitting on yourself, why don't you know who you are, and are you really looking forward to spanking yourself.....(perhaps you would prefer someone else approach that task? A female, perhaps!?)

P.S. Thanks for the info, Monsy!

NM

Hmmmmm! Well spotted NM~~~~~~and Monsy! LOL
shazz

Actually, we have Monsy to thank for that observation......this is why I don't argue with her!

NM

A wise move on your part NM...maybe there is hope for you in politics!
shazz

In politics...one must know who to schmooze, who to confront and who to bribe! In my part of the universe it is an ART!!

NM

Just as long as you don't muddle them up,I guess that it works fine.......now put that cigar away!
shazz

I thought we'd have to get elected first before the cigars started coming out. A little premature don't you think? And stop trying to stain that dress! Naughty people!

Hmm... no, didn't realize I was being sat upon... I thought I was standing, watching as the head reattached itself to the body...

Well, not that I can argue with monsy... no, wouldn't want to do that... so, well, I kick myself all the time... tisn't at all hard to do, especially if one would wish to kick oneself in the ass... well, as for the spanking bit, never hurts to try, now does it?