h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've heard of politics and religion as topics to avoid at parties, but I'm beginning to thing that science could be just as dangerous!

Shazz, what are you doing with the apple and the bow and arrow?

hehehe!! oh, i don't know....this is proving to be quite fun if you ask me!
don't worry about shazz, she is well trained with that bow and arrow, got the instructions from one of those learn at home books
monsy

Ah, the Willhelm Tell do-it-yourself-kit complete vit ze green letherhosen!

Havent seen one of those in years!
-B-

Yes,thats the one!Oh,and I've removed those annoying little rubber stoppers from the ends of the arrows....can't think why they are on there anyway!Now....which lesson were we on Monsy??
shazz

I always feel left out... damn!

Anyways, someone forgot about a topic: sex

It goes: Don't ever discuss sex, politics, or religion

but if we could not talk about sex it would be quite a boring place now wouldn't it???
now, on with the lessons ......take it like a man NM
monsy

Or at the very least, take it anywhichway you can
(sorry couldn't help myself there)

hehe!! i like this guy shazz i think we can use him, how about you???
monsy

Use him Monsy???! What DO you mean?!......ah......as a stooge for the next lesson! What a good idea
shazz

Wowbagger....They are ALL yours! I've written all the "Bad Checks" I can handle.

I'm feeling rather "beat"....so I think I'll just stumble over there....pick up my head, and go home.

I seem to have several parts of my body which need some time to mend....TA!

NM

Oh no you don't NM! Not so fast....hey Monsy..have you got those *Garibaldi's patent handcuffs.......we lock em,you knock em* about your person?......Infact 2 pairs would be better for the next lesson......we can use Wowbagger as well.....he's old enough now!
shazz

I think I might just have such a pair on me... Wait- no, guess not.... sorry

*finds himself shackled next to NM*
Oh bugger. I'm not going to end up naked again am I?

Sit still, or the apple falls of

-B-

It's not the apple I'm worried about

don't worry wowbagger, this won't hurt a bit....or at least i don't think it will....
ok shazz, i think we got 'em where we want 'em!! let's get this lesson "rolling"
monsy

Now see here, Wowbagger.....nekid is MY job. Although, you seem to handle it quite well yourself, from what I've seen!

I'm not worried, though. She'll be aiming at me, and she's NOT a good shot. For your part, though.....it won't hurt but for just a minute....trust me, I know. Been there....done that!

NM

Right then! This lesson is really simple! We have the apple,so I guess that it must be *The Law of Projectiles*.
If I have this correct,the angle of projection is of vital importance....so I will have to prove that it doesn't really matter where you aim,just so long as you fire it into the air in the general direction you want to go! OK....ready............
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oops! Duck everyone!!!
shazz

Question: Are you trying to prove your theory or disprove all others?

I wouldn't ask questions if I was you Sporky....I'd get out of the way quick!!
shazz