h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Screw the attack dog industry- Monsy, you should go into business with your own Siamese-Attack fish...

I'll be the first to request one... Finally get back at those those Jehovah's witness...

LOL...thats a good idea Spork!And welcome to the party
shazz

great idea there!! why didn't i think of that before?? imagine it......a large billboard filled with fishies wearing spikes and leather jackets
monsy

Back from Run Fun - did I get that right. Hey Spork don't give Monsy Ideas - she is like a mad scientist when she gets going. Look what she has done to NM.

Hi Saffire Welcome Home.

As you can see Monsy has been trying to make frankinsteins (HowUspellThat) Monster out of NM.
vegiman

LOL....Frankenstein......
shazz

*briefly looking up from sketch of fishie attacking the defenseless NM*

Hmmm... I'd say that if she can make something look this good, she can make me a frankenstein (or a bride) any time...

Fanku Shazz GaL (Giggles a Lot)
vegi

hmm...more importantly than the attack fishies-- does monsy still have that basket full of chocolate vodka fishies?????
-saffire

She doesh indeedy *hic*
shazz

*frowns in contemplation

Vodka fishes....
I thought I smelled something familiar...
That isn't a real fish is it??

*reaches over and pulls head off drunken hobo, posing himself as an attack fish

AK! The humanity... Monsy- how could you?

well, it seemed like a good idea at the time and it doesn't look like he really minds at all
*looks up just in time to see a stray fishie fly by and land on vegimans head*
monsy

I beg your pardon, but I do mind, quite a bit! This is NOT a fish head, and I would appreciate it very much if you would be so kind as to lay my head back down somewhere near my body......(you see, we are somewhat fond of each other!)

I'd come over there and get it, but I seem to be "attatched" to another project at the moment!

NM

Someone pass him his head! He's acting very strange!Besides,it's kind of spooky sitting next to a headless NM!
shazz

*looks over at headless NM and notices the flying fishie snooping around it*
ermmmm, i hate to be a bother but would you mind grabbing that fishy before he does something i would rather not witness......
monsy

*shaking head, as he watches in astonishment as the fishie starts to play criquet on the dance floor with the head of the now head-less NM

Well, sorry chap, but you were a bit long on that one. Hand over the stick. Wot? You can't expect to be the only one who wants to have a go...

No, bad fishie!! Bad fishie!!

Honestly, Monsy, you should keep this animal under restraints.

i do so try but you know how fishies are nowadays
monsy

*Sniff* - Is that choccolate?- *wakes up in her hidingspot in the air-vent, looks out, sees the ravenious-looking fishes* - I know a hungry fish when I see one - *sits back and shihivers in her bright fur-coat*
Oh dear, oh dear
-B-

well, don't just sit there shivering!! grab 'em quick before he gets away!! i must return him to his jar for further experimentation!!
do not worry their bark is much worse than their bite
monsy

Okay maybe if I _ - _ - _ uH *jumps down on the back of the approching watercreature and discovers that it is oddly dry and warm to touch* - I'm rather heavy, this should bring it down - *ZZZzzzzz......* -Here takeitquiiiiiick! -
-B-

I can't believe I did this, it must be the smell of chocolate, always make me do things without thinking first
And grandma's piratblood
*holding on to the bucking fish as hard as she can*

Here we GO!

-B-