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FairlyStrange Posted Oct 10, 1999
I can't do away with my cigar! It goes too well with my white suit and hat....not to mention this here Mint Julip!
Someone tell the Sheriff to bring my Caddy around....I must be back to the 'ol campaign trail! (Ya'll just keep that green stuff....it keeps on fallin' out of my pockets anyway!)
Oh...and Sporky...enjoy the spanking. I know I would!
NM
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
Put the cigar away and bend over then NM 
shazz
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msmonsy Posted Oct 10, 1999
yes NM!!, you have been a very bad boy must let madame Shazz "teach" you a lesson you will not soon forget
monsy
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
Any particular lesson in mind Monsy??
shazz
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msmonsy Posted Oct 10, 1999
well, i can think of ALL kinds of lessons we could teach him
we could start with the theory of "relativity"
monsy
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Wowbagger Posted Oct 10, 1999
This could all be quite fun. I don't think I've been to a party like this.
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
FairlyStrange Posted Oct 10, 1999
EErrrmmm....uuuuhhhh......OK ladies...you're on!! Get them whips and chains ready!!!!! The campaign can wait!!!!
Wowbagger....you got some whipped cream and cherries I can borrow!?
NM
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
OK.....I will ignore that last comment NM!!Now.....the theory of relativity.....ok:
This is my hand.....see...........here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>``''/
And here is your posterior>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^
\ /
Now.......see the relationship??
shazz
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
msmonsy Posted Oct 10, 1999
ask and ye shall receive hey NM??
my but i think Shazz is doing a great job with your lessons
monsy
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Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 11, 1999
The man asked for some cherries, and I think he should get some!!
*reaches into pocket, brings out whiskey and cherries, throws the cherries over to NM, hands the whiskey to Shazz...
Hmm.. this sort of thing usually happens at parties I attend... Well, just remember, a little of this will burn up a wound, in case some damage is inflicted... damn... wish I hadn't left that whip at home... would go a lot better for teaching him a lesson or two...
Monsy- I never knew you two were that kind of couple....
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 11, 1999
Um....
Er?
Ahem...
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 12, 1999
OK....Lesson no 2:Boyles Law!!!
I notice that you have a very nasty eruption on there NM!!
Here is a quick demonstration of the law:
* * *
`'''/------------------------->O
shazz
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Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction Posted Oct 12, 1999
::giggles:: I've got the whipped cream
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Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 12, 1999
Damn... shoe laces are untied
La de la!
La de la!
La de la!
La de la!
La de la!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction Posted Oct 12, 1999
fishie!
fishie!
lala fishie!
(long story)
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 12, 1999
OK
Lesson no 3: *Newtons Law of Gravity*
See this cherry NM?>>>>>>>>0
And this whipped cream?>>>>*
Now,I mix them together in this handy bucket(where DID I find this!)
and I elevate the bucket far,far,far into the air
ooooooooooooooops!!
I tip the bucket over and........are you watching VERY carefully!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
......................
......................
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(""")
........................O!O
........................^^^
........................---
Was that good NM.....just proves that old Newton was correct!
Now....what lesson can we do with all this mixture I wonder!
shazz
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
msmonsy Posted Oct 12, 1999
OH MY!! now that is an interesting sight
why don't we teach him about the law of provibility next??????
monsy
Hurt Me Baby...Make Me Write BAD Checks!!!"
shazzPRME Posted Oct 12, 1999
Oops,that *lesson* appears to have decapitated you again NM...put your head back on and pay attention!
shazz
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