h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Breaks out 2 litre plastic bottle of Barnstormer Cider*

*singin'* If it's good enuff f'you, it's good enuff f'me, it's good enuff f'...

Lesh 'ave a good time, eh? Letsh get down!

*commences poor dancing*

Whatshamadawidyou, huh? *at handbag, who is growling*

Thankgoodness you found it! Carefull with that dear, I nearly lost a finger in there!
Last week it ate the busdriver, he got a bit to close while giving back my change.
We managed to save the bus though.....


Is that a bird on your head?
-B-

*a horid, wretching sound echoes through the room, awakening Sporkulious Eglon from his comatose state...

Hmm? Is it time to go to school already, mum?

*looks over, someone has kindly fixed him a shot of Scotch Malt whiskey, with a shot of vodka and saki, with a cherry on top....

Ooohh.... thank you, Monsy

Wussadonmahed, huh?

*squawk*

Aaaaah... s'probably nuttin..

*tunelessly* Groove is in the hiiiiieaaartttt...

"Grooooooove is in the heeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrraaat a-a-a-aaaaaaaht*
I think I found your handbag Bumblebee. It's rubbing up against my leg.

*Intoxicated beyond belief, Sporkulious stands to accompany Wowbagger...

Stand aside, no, both sides... Yes, all five of you... You, You, YOu, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, You, y...

*a mad carpet-baggish looking purse suddenly, and rather visciously pounces on Sporkulious... attmepting either suffocation or a strange, extra-species form of copulation... ours is not to judge...

mmmf...mmf... zzz....zzz...zzz

*the handbag suddenly takes a grab at Wowbaggers trousers*
RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
ZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!*
Hmmm! Why IS it that Wowbagger always endshup twouserlesh when
I join the pharty?Game anyone?Hunt the fimbleeeeeeeee?!
shazzsh

OK guys.......fun is fun.......but would you PLEASE detatch me from the floor!!!!!

My body and I would love to get together.....just once more!


EEERRMMM...uuuuhhhh.....I seem to have been forgotten over here........guys....Guys...GUYS!!!!!!!!

NM

Try asking the GIRLS NM!!
shazzssshhh

*sporkulious remains somewhat subdued in his own crankery


Blime bu...

hey! I don't really know what is going on here ... after I write this I'm gonna go back and read most of this (really long) post ... I'm new to h2g2, and just posting at random places to say hi. great fun, eh? I think so ... But anyways ... hi!

Let go! I am so sorry about your trousers mr Wowbagger, I have a sewing-kit in my handbag but I think it's to excited now......
Have yourself another drink and we'll see about it later
* hands over coctailglass with something pink in it*

Come here you, no not you,YOU! *grabs handbag rather brutally* Want to play rough do we? Noughty creeture
Oh hello there, welcome the party, Susan

-B-

Yay Susan! Your taste in random discussion groups couldn't be finer! I'll introduce you to the gang.

Everyone, this is Susan (with the long end bit that I can't remember).
Susan (with the long end bit that I can't remember), this is Everyone.

Feel free to mingle and don't worry, I'll get some new pants
SHHHAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZ!!!!?!!!

yes, susan, welcome aboard!!....maybe you could help us straighten things out around here, if not then here, have a basket of goodies instead
*turns and looks at Wowbagger who has once again found himself without proper attire* my but you are so cute standing there with that bit of a chill
Shazz........where's my camera?? someone seems to of moved it on me and i want to get more candid shots
monsy

Here borrow mine! But I want to develope the film..*small voice*...theresh some negativsh on it already that you...hic.. shouldn't see.

*Loudly* SHUP to you NOO YeawrK, NOOOOOO YEAWWWWWWWK.."

Hi Shushan, ha..have a pie...

*collapses*

::laughs and waves:: 'ello everyone! goodness, I feel welcome!

As you are, Susan! I would offer you something, but all that I have is the remnants of my Whiskey and Cherries.. Hmm... perhaps you would like a lovely bowl?

It wasn't ME Wowbagger!It was the handbag.....*A Haaaaaannddddddbaaaaaaaagggg?!!*
Have brought another couple of barrells over from Frinks place...please help yourselves....and Hi Susan with implements...pleas don't let NM get hold of any....he is BAD news with tools!~~~~~~~~~~~
shazz

EERRRMM....uuuhhh....Susan..Director...queen of...eeerrmmm shovels, etc.

Would you be so kind as to roll my head back in the general direction of my body? It would be MUCH appreciated!(folks around here seem to prefer me in this state of existance...I'm not really sure why)

NM

I've heard of legless NM but headless?

Sorry Shazz, but as you pointed out it WAS the handbag that did this to me. But I have a suspicion that it was pushed.
And Monsy, I've hid the camera. For the time being anyway