h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to our hotel! Would you like to book a room?

Yes, I'd like to book the President's Suite please.

*Carries in 2 larges suitcases, a vanity case and a briefcase*

I'm with him....I'll have a single room on the same floor...he's paying!

Okay, but you carry my bags up.
*throws 3 extremely heavy suitcases at lil old me*

Welcome!

I can carry the vanity bag up for you, but unfortunately we're understaffed at the moment, so....

I guess you could use the elevator if you wanted

No, no, no! I'm the paying customer, so either you get someone to carry my bags, or else I'll take my money elsewhere!

*staggers in carrying a small black leather satchel slung over his right shoulder over the matterial of a full length worn black leather coat from under which a pair of thigh length black doe skin boots a black pair of trousers and a black shirt and tie can be seen *hic 'hello, may I have a double 'en-suit'' room please?' *wobbles slightly

*puts black leather satchel on the floor, resulting in a large 'solid' thud as it contacts the floor

mwha ha ha


Well, we're trying to hire some staff, but we haven't had any offers yet, see the HHH Management PS...

No problem *looks round nervously This a quiet hotel then? No sping eyes, no bissy bodies about nosing in, not that I've anything to hide mind *holds strap of bag tighter I can wait
*waits

*lil staggers to lift with Master Ralph's suitcases and her vanity case*


I was already carrying your cases Sir

i'll carry my satchel myself if that is alright? *hoists satchel to shoulder again, with some difficulty *glances round nervously

oh no, it's just 2legs, carry on! yes, top floor...are you all staying together?

No, nothing strange here *nervous look about
*nervous twitch
*puts hand in pocket clutchs bag closer No, nothing strange, I just need somewhere to lay low, I mean, have a rest for a little while till the coast is clear, I mean until the tide is ready or something, yes, that it is it, nothing suspecious, or anything, perfectly normal *twitchtwitch*

I fink I'll just stay in reception fer a whiles by the bar nice bar, is this made of oak?

2legs, are you smuggling nontables again?

We have a bar Vix, but it seems that everyones in here, soooo ?

*Having showered and changed...lil has discarded her glasses and has let her hair down. She is now wearing smart casualwear and she saunters through Reception towards the Bar*

Right this way ... A394533

Errrr... *hicc* huh? *drunken stup0r* *stagger* *wobble* *wibbly*...

umm....shhhnice *hicc*

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