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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2008
The decor is undecorous. Or should that be indecorous?
I'm indecided. or undecided. Whatever....
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 12, 2008
I think it's running around wildly sporting a firm antidecorist attitude
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2008
Yes. Yes, it is.
(Closes eyes so as not to get dizzy)
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 12, 2008
the Post-modern Uselessly Decorative Durable Inflatable Novelty Granters! would never stand for this dizzy display of non-inflatable decor...
*sets to the task of redecorating the tearoom with inflatables*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2008
How about inflatable dates? 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 12, 2008
You can buy those from certain 'Adult' stores
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 12, 2008
...depends...which do you prefer...big chairs or big busts
*holds up a large inflatable chair and a large inflatable bust of EvilClaw*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 12, 2008
Wait, you wouldn't happen to be called Schlock, would you?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2008
(Holds up sign that says, "Evil Claw or bust")
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 12, 2008
I see a typo. That conjunction should be "and."
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 12, 2008
I see a couple typo's...'EvilClaw or bust' should be 'Have EvilClaw, will burst'
and EvilClaw made such a big typo that it's hard to tell that he was trying to say 'SuperMoo is the coolest and should get $5 from everyone'
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 12, 2008
Words hurt.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 12, 2008
Not as much as knives.
*stabs The Cow with his +1 knife of stabbity death*
See?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 12, 2008
*Enjoys the benefits of his 20/CHAIR damage reduction*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 13, 2008
That is a benefits.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 13, 2008
support the cause for a
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 13, 2008
Aight.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2008
If there are cow smileys, does that mean the cows are smiling, thus are contented?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 14, 2008
cows who have smileys would be contented and thus likely to smile...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 14, 2008
Cows are evil and are destroying the environment. We should KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
...
No, seriously they keep farting and it's destroying the planet.
*Shoots The Cow repeatedly, many times, over and over again, with his +23 Gun Of Shooty Death*
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