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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 14, 2008
Shooting one cow 23 times is only 1/23 as effective as shooting 23 cows once. Once they're dead, they won't be farting much longer, but there's a little problem about decaying flesh. 
We might build fires to flambe the remains, however, and give the meat to deserving people like....us. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 13, 2009
There's probably going to be some overlap. Hrm.
Hey, guys what are still hanging around, lets do this thing for the Post where we talk about how great we are:
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So, think about these questions and we'll discuss it and I'll compile it and present it to Terran (of the Shire).
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2009
I sent 23 emails to one cow, rather than one email to each of 23 cows.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 13, 2009
He's busy at college so I understand.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2009
Okay, that was very revealing, and my mind has expanded accordingly. Do you mind if I slip away to rest until my head stops 
?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 13, 2009
I know. I miss him too.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 15, 2009
Getting my name down to 30 characters or less is going to be hard. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 16, 2009
Eh?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Nov 25, 2009
time!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 25, 2009
Cake is only four characters. We could fit 7 and a half slices in a username.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 8, 2009
Riight 
!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2009
We could riight 5 times, or right 6 times.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 9, 2009
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 14, 2009
I'm worried that we've run out of material for conversations here. 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 14, 2009
what is the plural of moose?
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Thorn Posted Dec 14, 2009
There will be more.
At some point.
I have faith in that.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 14, 2009
Are evil tea rooms allowed to contain faith?
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Thorn Posted Dec 14, 2009
How about if it's faith in destruction?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 14, 2009
Now you're talking! 
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Thorn Posted Dec 14, 2009
.
Uh-oh 
I need to get back to work and vamoose.
g2g
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