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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 13, 2008
Of course you need it. Those other people can just wait. Or work double shifts so that they too can afford nice computers. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 16, 2008
Or they can do what I did and win the national lottery.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 16, 2008
Yes, of course they can. All they need do is pay a visit to Zarniwoop, who can set them up in a virtual universe where they win the lottery every time, become famous for anything they do, and are cheered by millions when they walk down the street.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 17, 2008
Well, yes. But don't forget theres bad parts too. Its hard being as awesome I am. Luckily my natural humility keeps me able and functioning even though my greatest soars amongst the eagles.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 17, 2008
Well, I can't imagine being that great, but I would certainly enjoy the money that followed such fame 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 17, 2008
Well, that is a perk.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 17, 2008
It would enable me to buy decent shoes, fill my car's gas tank, set my home thermometer above 60 degrees in the winter, and eat out more than once a year.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 17, 2008
I'd lend you some money but as it turns out deer aren't legal tender.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 18, 2008
I took a cue from "Nim's Island," and am saving on meat costs by subsisting on mealworms. I eat mealworm quiche, mealworm tofu, and drink mealworm wine. 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jun 18, 2008
Mealworm tofu? Que?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 18, 2008
Relax! It doesn't exist. The wine, however, is real. 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 3, 2008
*blows up table in the corner and laughs manically*
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Aug 4, 2008
A blow up table, just the thing for a tea room!
Any chance of some blow up chairs? 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 4, 2008
no blow up as in explode
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 7, 2008
Sometimes a table will explode by accident when you are trying to blow it up.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 7, 2008
so what is the evil army upto now anyway
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Khamsin Posted Aug 9, 2008
Trying to raise money by smoking fish, milk and butter
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 9, 2008
Which isn't easy as they don't fit a pipe very well, are hard to roll in cigarette papers and are extremely difficult to light.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2008
Well, dried fish will burn, though I wouldn't want to get near the fumes
Powdered milk will probably burn (haven't ever tried it, though), but might be a tad toxic to inhale.
Butter ends up as creme brulee.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 12, 2008
*blows up a potted plan which looks remarkably like a General Plotting*
*places blow up plant on blow up table*
hey all...figured I'd stop in and see what was going on around hootoo...and I noted a serious lack of inflatable decor...
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