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mamuomar Posted May 14, 2008
if vampires are to blood what the impotent are to viagra...are they anywhere near as cool as witches?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 14, 2008
They had supernatural powers behind them, so I wouldn't worry. 
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 16, 2008
oh no!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 16, 2008
As cool as witches? 
I've heard the expression "As cold as a witch's 
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 16, 2008
oh no oh no oh no....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 16, 2008
Two witches on trial, one was sentenced to a beating with a switch, the other was let go.
Which witch was switched? 
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 19, 2008
Maybe the witches switched with each other for the beating with the switch?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 19, 2008
Nice reasoning. 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 19, 2008
but which witch switched with the switched witch?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 19, 2008
It could have been the bewitched witch, or Witch Hazel.
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 20, 2008
No! Bad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!O!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2008
As Mae East said, "Badness had nothing to do with it." 
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 21, 2008
not good not good...it won't work ... oh no oh no oh no
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mamuomar Posted May 21, 2008
woman at work has been passing around these marshmallow wafer sandwiches all week
they look awful!
i think she may be the grand master of evil
she's off to see Bruce Springsteen wth her husband next week
and i had to copy a taqpe for her cos she didn't know his music
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 21, 2008
The 
marshmallows! they are traveling into other threads then the "Body Language" thread! We Are All DOOOOOOOOMED
THE MUTANT MARSHMALLOWS WILL EAT US ALL!!!!!!!
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mamuomar Posted May 21, 2008
slimmers
are they evil or good?
i mean being overweight is evil
but there is a certain evil in slimming products
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 21, 2008
they want to rule the world instead of us Evil humans
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2008
Maybe Bruce Springsteen and the woman's husband are breeding the mutant marshmallows for some sinister, nefarious, but totally harmless purpose. 
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 25, 2008
I like marshemallows... just wish most of them weren't made of moo-hoof.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 26, 2008
Don't marshmallows grow in marshes? Isn't that a long way from the fields where the cows are?
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