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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 13, 2010
I'm a fun guy! Who knew?
I have some mold, yes, but there doesn't seem to be a market for it. 
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Thorn Posted Feb 13, 2010
Mushroom farming on the other hand... 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 13, 2010
I've never been able to get mushrooms to grow on either hand. How do you do it? 
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Thorn Posted Feb 13, 2010
I don't know. My dad tried once. I think you need special manure...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 14, 2010
I'm not thrilled about getting manure on my hand. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 14, 2010
Sorry, I should have warned you about my incorrigible habit of making puns. 
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Thorn Posted Feb 14, 2010
No that's fine, they say two in the hand is worth one in the... , excuse my mixed metaphors...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 15, 2010
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 16, 2010
I hope they'll get some new flavors of evil tea here next week.
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Thorn Posted Feb 17, 2010
That would be interesting.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2010
Mustard raisin would be *very* interesting.
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Thorn Posted Feb 20, 2010
& also perhaps potentially lethal.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2010
Well, how about something more conventional, then? Jasmine tea? Earl Grey? Darjeeling? There's a peach-flavored tea that my sister likes. Also plum-flavored 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2010
But they aren't especially evil, or at least not evil enough for an evil tea room. What to do?
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Thorn Posted Feb 24, 2010
Serve them scaldingly hot or frostbitingly cold perhaps? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2010
That's a great start!
But we don't want to hurt people by burning (or freezing) their tongues. What we can do is sell them ice cubes to cool down the hot tea. This lets us earn some extra money, which we can plow into even more evil teas.
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Thorn Posted Feb 26, 2010
That's an excellent plan. As for the cold tea we can charge them to heat it up likewise.
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