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Post 1

Bean

why no entry as "mostly harmless"?


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Post 2

Aeolian

Mostly Harmless


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Post 3

The Appliance of Science

Almost Harmless


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Post 4

Darker Sun

Lethal...


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Post 5

Wombat

Full of Wombats!


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Post 6

Paranoid Android 27573

Lots of wierd folk doing wierd folk things!


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Post 7

Rude-A-Mental 35611

And totally superfluous


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Post 8

Sunny, Researcher 35197

Buy some new glasses, preferably pink ones and see the world differently.


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Post 9

Big Cat (29630)

Forget the glasses, get a mask the place smells of diesel fuel, YUK!


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Post 10

RobinP

Shortly 2 invoke REAL Millenium Bug, The(until now)unsuspected
appendix bug, genetically coded to cull mankind when are stupidity
threatens The Planet's existance. The "appendix'less" survivors will
ensure the species minimillist survival.....But it's a secret, so
shtumm!!!


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Post 11

Researcher 37313

A planet where strange beings live, that can decide whether their planet is flat, round, or spheroid. Four corners of the globe?!


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Post 12

Researcher 37313

A planet where strange beings live, that can't decide whether their planet is flat, round, or spheroid. Four corners of the globe?!


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Post 13

Daltonator

A planet full of greedy, stupid primitives who like
to kill each other for pretty shiny rocks and dirt.


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Post 14

Peter Simple(Researcher 44464)

Earth is actually poulated by rich greedy primitives who force the poor less greedy primitives to kill someone else's poor greedy primitives to obtain the neighbouring rich greedy primitive's shiny metal and dirt.


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Post 15

johnnyr

so is the south pole


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Post 16

tomcat

so move!


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Post 17

johnnyr

Id love to
but
my feet
are frozen to the
EARTH
and the wom bats
are attacking
like
vampires
(ref.Edith Sitwell-letters)


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Post 18

mrs. slartibartfast

perhaps you could send the wombats away then.


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Post 19

Daltonator

Wombats are notoriously hard to get rid of. I've had one stuck on my thing for years. Or is that a boghog?


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Post 20

mrs. slartibartfast

how could you mix up a wombat with a boghog? you obviously need a new pair of spectacles. see your optometrist and don't call me in the morning.


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