h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"An interesting idea"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THEY ARE WOMBATS!!!
STUPID, SILLY WOMBATS!!!!
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I am now suicidically depressed.

we've just recieved a call from the wombat defense league and they've said that they are a bit miffed at this whole thread, as it gives them a bad name. they said if we don't knock it off they will be forced to use violence, and we all know how horrble that would be.

Yes,and as the guide entry says, it's the third most embarrassing way to die. Maybe we should all formally apologize, right here and now.

Which Guide entry?

Australia.

this is an informal apology. it would be formal, but my good dress is at the cleaners.

I have a better idea.
Why don't we go where the wombats can't follow?
Mrs Slartibartfast can go back to Magrathea, I can go
to Constellation Q/93, otherwise known as Cygnus,
Solongandthanksforallthefish can go deep under the ocean,
and the rest of you...work it out for yourselves.

but i like it here. to heck with the wombats i say!!!

I'll go to Tatooine. I'll be safe from wombats there. Of course, there's also Tusken raiders and Hutts and Jawas to worry about...

Maybe if we ask him nicely, odin could send over a few of his valkyries to attend as our personal body-guards. Failing that, i'm gonna put a new lock on the shack door.

Maybe you could just blow the shack up. Doing so will solve not only the problem of wombats but also of Tusken raiders.

What is a tusken raider? And all the other stuff?

Jawas and Hutts? Watch "Star Wars Episode IV: A new hope" and "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi".
Tusken raiders? Sand people. See first movie name in previous answer.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Havn't seen any of them in a long, long time.

very lucky for you, mr. shack.

It may have been lucky, once upon a time, when life was simple and I was foot-loose and fancy-free. But then we go and incur the wrath of the wombats, and now this. What are these so-called tusken-raiders so upset about anyway? I'm not sleeping properly and I've started to dribble again.

You're very silly.

Hey, why aren't you at the argument you started? It's been warming up.
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In case no one has noticed ....and aparently no one has , there is a hyper space bypass which had to have a round-about put in the middle of it to accommodate the Earth 2 . The Vogons were not happy about it but the white mice insisted . Poor Vroomfondel and Majikthighs had to reconstruct the original after its unfortunate premature demise .
Has anyone seen the movie "The Matrix" ?. Frighteningly true ,just replace the machines with the mice and there you are .
So I surmize : The earth is nothing but a perceived entity controlled by hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings .All things considered real and tangible are manifestations of electrons and binary code .
Therfore there is no oil shortage , no greenhouse effect , no threat of nuclear holocausts , and no need for brazillian rainforrests ( unless the "leaf system" of currency is reintroduced ).
However the mere fact that we are all here ( or perceive to be here ) proves that we must be somewhere .BUT WHERE ?