h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im sure Id need my spectacles
to see
the result of
a wombat
x ed
with a boghog




who on EARTH would
want one of those
attached to their
thing

indeed you would. and perhaps you could then lend them to the wombat so he could be doubly sure he wasn't a boghog. he worries so.

yes doesnt he
worrying wombats
are a bit of a worry
really
arent they

yes. they should really see a therapist.

Do you think
that wombats could see
their therapists
if they opened their eyes
and looked
whilst hanging from the roof
of
their caves

if they tried hard enough they could.

Then in that case
then they should definitely
see their
therapists

yes they should. i wonder how they'll afford it?

With opals from the roof of their caves
of course

those were opals? i thought they were wombat eggs.

platypus lay eggs
and so do echidnae
wombats have pouches
like kangaroos and
koalas

oh silly me. then i wasn't talking about wombats at all.

What sort of bats were you talking about then?

i must have been thinking of dingbats. please pardon me, as i am one myself, so i really ought to have known all this. but being a dingbat not much is expected.

She's a dingbat. I have proof.

proof?
lets see it

Take a look at her bedroom and you will be enlightened.

excuse me mr. mighty, but what is wrong with my room? and at least i don't bunk with a commie!!!!

who do you bunk with?
if not a commie

oh nevermind. it's all bunk to me anyway.