h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok i know leeks, i know rats and hey i know wombat. but what the heck is a kumura????????????

Wombat soup with leeks and kumuras is not a vegetable! ... No, doesn't have the same ring to it. Whew. :-|

Kumera - Polynesian sweet potato

.....not to be confused with

Kiore - Polynesian rat

Well, this is all very interesting, because now I'm made entirely of durasteel. (Durasteel: the stuff Star Wars spaceships are made of)

Ratasteel - the stuff made out of rat droppings

Smoked Veal, the stuff young cigar-addict calves are made of.

Orange Peel, the stuff the outer hull of the spherical off-red ships in the blockbuster movie "Young Pip Plays It Safe" are made of. You know, the ones you can eat.

Anyway, this is all very interesting, especially since from Yoda I am now entirely made of.


"Always two there are: A master and a slave." - DoYa in the XXXrated movie "Star Whores"

GLOCKENSPIEL.................the stuff that....oh hell, i've lost it. nevermind.

I feel like a nice lie down - just beside the lime thingy

Er, Mr. President, you put that last bit about "Star Whores" in the Earth forum, not the Sex forum. (It's also in the miscellaneous chat.)

Díd I?

Yes, done that I seem to have.

However, recall also I do that of Yoda I was entirely made.
unintelligible therefore it is, the logic of my actions.

Green and wrinkled it is, my forehead.
Sexually unattractive as the bayou I live in, I am.
Frustate it does me, three hundred years now for.
The right to spew tangy remarks no matter Earth forum or Sex forum I have.


HGrrhooya

I still say you're in the wrong forum.

Orderly forums

What is earth coming too?

Yeah-What is the Earth coming to? People can't even spell 'to'.
It has one 'o' genius!!!

Two mistakes in one lifetime

Pass the gun

Bang

*Bang*

Or, in case you come from Cheltenaham - *Bing*


A bing is the noise that occurs when your car is in a "Creche"

...and a ping is a pong that doesn't smell

I dont need pink sunglasses, my eyes are permanently bloodshot

You are all obsessed with N'hydran relays.

Earth. Used to think it was Mostly Harmless until it collided into me at 20, 000 miles per hour. That really hurt.
Hatman

Hmmm ... now that's interesting. Would it make more sense for a starship to crash into a planet, or a planet to crash into a Starship? I suppose that's something that would interest Captain Picard a lot ... [thought bubble with the Star Trek: Generations logo on it]