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Cheesy one liners
Miz307 Started conversation Apr 17, 2006
Says it all really.
Who can come up with the best!
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Apr 17, 2006
'Are you always this gorgeous or have you decided perfection wasn't good enough tonight?'
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2006
"You've got to tell me your name, 'cos last night in my dreams I could only call you 'babe'."
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2006
How pet, as long as my face exists you'll never need to look for somewhere to sit.
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swl Posted Apr 17, 2006
Can I borrow 10p to phone my mum & tell her I won't be home tonight,
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2006
I can think of plenty of other Sid The Sexist classics, but I doubt if I can get them past the filter...
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Trin Tragula Posted Apr 17, 2006
>>How do you like your eggs in the morning?<<
Unfertilised.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 17, 2006
Not quite the same... but I tried to persuede a friend to reply to an Email from a woman who is flirting with him quite patiantly, with a poem.... I suggested...
Roses are blue, violets are red, come round to my house and we'l go to bed He didn't like that one though and wouldn't send it 
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Not him Posted Apr 17, 2006
can't imagine why, 2legs
how about "you are f-*&^%ing gorgeous" (normally you get no further, slap ensues.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 17, 2006
'Will you sleep with me if I buy you another drink'
'Will you sleep with me if I get us pizza?'
'Do you like leather? Chainmail? PVC?' 
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Researcher 3547123 Posted Apr 18, 2006
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Apr 19, 2006
Would you like to share my Wensleydale?
RF
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 19, 2006
*checks phrase book*
Eef I said you hed a beeyootiful body, would you hold eet against me? I am no longer infected.
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Cheesy one liners
- 1: Miz307 (Apr 17, 2006)
- 2: Miz307 (Apr 17, 2006)
- 3: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Apr 17, 2006)
- 4: Miz307 (Apr 17, 2006)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 17, 2006)
- 6: swl (Apr 17, 2006)
- 7: ol don one (Apr 17, 2006)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 17, 2006)
- 9: swl (Apr 17, 2006)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 17, 2006)
- 11: Trin Tragula (Apr 17, 2006)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 17, 2006)
- 13: Not him (Apr 17, 2006)
- 14: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 17, 2006)
- 15: Researcher 3547123 (Apr 18, 2006)
- 16: Omega Jones (Apr 18, 2006)
- 17: Pink Paisley (Apr 19, 2006)
- 18: Miz307 (Apr 19, 2006)
- 19: A Super Furry Animal (Apr 19, 2006)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 19, 2006)
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