A Conversation for Miscellaneous Chat

Cheesy one liners

Post 21

Miz307

smiley - smiley


Cheesy one liners

Post 22

Baconlefeets

Someone's pulled. smiley - wow


Cheesy one liners

Post 23

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Result! smiley - biggrin


Cheesy one liners

Post 24

Miz307

smiley - laughyeah really went for that one smiley - ermsmiley - laugh


Cheesy one liners

Post 25

airscotia-back by popular demand

*Sits quietly in the corner.........licking his own eyebrows*


Cheesy one liners

Post 26

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Is that an intercontinental ballistic missile in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?


Cheesy one liners

Post 27

airscotia-back by popular demand

Your eyes are like pools.

Football pools, you've got one at home and one away.


Cheesy one liners

Post 28

Miz307

smiley - biggrin "big cheesy grin"


Cheesy one liners

Post 29

airscotia-back by popular demand

So who's on cloud polishing duty if your down here with us tonight then angel?


Cheesy one liners

Post 30

Miz307

Do you come here often smiley - winkeye

Nite nite Air smiley - hug


Cheesy one liners

Post 31

airscotia-back by popular demand

> Nite nite air smiley - hug<

Yeah, i like that one, perhaps my favourite so far.smiley - laugh

Nite nite Miz smiley - kiss


Cheesy one liners

Post 32

Miz307

smiley - laugh


Cheesy one liners

Post 33

Pink Paisley

How's your belly off for spots?

PP


Cheesy one liners

Post 34

Miz307

"Do you believe in love at first sight? or would you like me to walk past again? smiley - erm


Cheesy one liners

Post 35

Miz307

You must be an adverb coz you sure modify me.


Cheesy one liners

Post 36

bristly129

I'm the BIG white hunter, are you game ?


Cheesy one liners

Post 37

A Super Furry Animal

A friend (honest! smiley - winkeye) bought me "The Little Book Of Chat-Up Lines"...it includes the following gems:

You've got great boobs
Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?
What would you say to a little buck?*

RFsmiley - evilgrin

* that bee is an eff, obviously!


Cheesy one liners

Post 38

fundamentallyflawed

Was your father a thief?
Because it looks like someone stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.


Cheesy one liners

Post 39

swl

Are your legs tired?

They should be, you've been running through my dreams every night.


Cheesy one liners

Post 40

fundamentallyflawed

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
(has that one been done already?)


Key: Complain about this post